Stupid things you used to believe about martial arts

[It is Fake]

that death touch dim mak is real i felt it before

Well then, you are proof it is fake because you are still typing.

[Tranquil Suit]

No wait, it only sets in 20 years later.

Consider writing a countdown blog.

[It is Fake]

Since he says it is real I go by the 3-6 days or the hundred steps rule.

[Chili Pepper]

I used to believe that Karate-Masters could - by sheer force of will - retract their testicles into their abdomen so they were immune to groin-kicks. My trainer believed it, too.

My old sifu used to do the Iron Crotch in public demonstrations. Nothing gets "retracted" - it's far less amazing than that.

[Permalost]

Since he says it is real I go by the 3-6 days or the hundred steps rule.

Maybe he's been avoiding those hundred steps by using a wheelchair.

[It is Fake]

Maybe he's been avoiding those hundred steps by using a wheelchair.

.....OR......
Unless he is Cartman playing WoW......



This **** IS REAL.

[nils]

My old sifu used to do the Iron Crotch in public demonstrations. Nothing gets "retracted" - it's far less amazing than that.

In which way has this been a public demonstration? Did he put his testies on open display?

And how the f* did he do that?

[307monkeys]

That I would ever be able to beat someone substantially larger than me who didn't totally suck.

I got screwed by genetics =(

[darkhorseman]

I used to believe that being 6' 3" and weighing over 200lbs automatically made me a badass, oh how wrong i was.

[nils]

That I would ever be able to beat someone substantially larger than me who didn't totally suck.

I used to believe that being 6' 3" and weighing over 200lbs automatically made me a badass

You two guys should totally fight each other.