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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I believed a lot of the same:
    Black belts were untouchable masters
    Ninjutsu was th3 d34dly. Actually in the last few years found a Genbukan dojo. Thought it was kind of cool but a lot of sorta impractical stuff, but still thought hey this could work. Then I found Bullshido.

    Needless to say, opened my eyes and am now still deciding on a more practical art.
    (I'm actually secretly still a ninjer, but as I will use my d34dly skills to kill all who read this, I can safely post it here o_O )

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdempsey View Post
    I thought bruce lee vs. mike tyson would be a good fight. And used to spout the infinite wisdoms of my chun teacher. Also used to give my mates **** for watching american pro wrestling then tell them that japanese pro wrestling real.
    Aaaah thats better, this must be what catholic confession is like, I feel a little less dirty.
    Nope. With a true catholic confession, you'll feel a little dirtier afterwards (how much so depends on the penance the priest, err, lays on you).
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    I used to believe that all martial arts were equal, based upon the study and skill of the individual practitioner. A part of me still really wants to believe that. Call me an idealist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cualltaigh View Post
    (how much so depends on the penance the priest, err, lays on you).
    You've misspelled "penis."
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    I used to believe that JCVD was for real.
    I used to believe that aikido was not.
    Did anyone else used to hear the tales as a kid that the Kung Fu masters could pull your heart out and show it to you before you died? One guy told me that the KUng Fu masters could make themselves lighter and land on a matchbox on its edge and not crush it. Impressionable teens with no cognitive are these guys best audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronin1 View Post
    I used to believe that aikido was not.
    I'm glad you put it that way. It seems that most here still believe Aikido does not work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronin1 View Post
    I used to believe that JCVD was for real.
    I used to believe that aikido was not.
    Both of these are true actually. Aikido is beyond useless and JCVD went 18-0 in Dutch Muay Thai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by excludedmiddle View Post
    Both of these are true actually. Aikido is beyond useless and JCVD went 18-0 in Dutch Muay Thai.
    Yeah I guess you're right as opposed to about a hundred or so gentlemen whom I "escorted" out of one the baddest tittie bars in Texas with it over about a 8 yr period who might disagree with you. But I'm sure you know better. Please provide a video of a JCVD title win. That way I can sleep at night again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronin1 View Post
    Yeah I guess you're right as opposed to about a hundred or so gentlemen whom I "escorted" out of one the baddest tittie bars in Texas with it over about a 8 yr period who might disagree with you. But I'm sure you know better. Please provide a video of a JCVD title win. That way I can sleep at night again.
    And here we go with the same old BS anecdotal evidence about someone working as a bouncer and being the only person in the universe to make some random useless bullshit work. Do you have any vids of you sparring or something? Oh yeah, thought not.

    Here is JCVD's wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Cl...kboxing_Record

    Scroll down to "Kickboxing record". Looks like I was wrong though. He was 18-1 in amateur Muay Thai, not 18-0.

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    Wow you've really turned me around here. Spent decades studying a discipline when all I had to do was consult some mouthbreathing misanthrope on these not so hallowed halls who insults people he doesn't know about a subject he knows even less. Thanks for setting me straight. What was I thinking? But then again, someone seems to have a bit of insecurity about his "prowess". Perhaps being jipped in the genitalia dept. is what causes one to lack control of exhibition of inadequacies. Just another lazyboy Looser jacking off to his JCVD sidesplit poster. While this is all fun I'm gonna have to refrain from further correspondence as it becomes futile fighting a duel of wits with an unarmed opponent. When puberty kicks in you can watch the videos of VDs "tournaments" where he performs 86 sidekicks. Yeah right.

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