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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp
    All we had was singlets...
    and big fiberglass earmuffs. Besides, singlets are teh gahy...Oh, wait, I think I still have mine from college track. Nevermind.

    The best is the r-tards who STILL wear the wrestling shoes with pegged acid wash jeans...HELLO, 1983 called and it wants to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4zM4
    I thought we did, Sifu Randy Abel(KungFuDoesWork), wasn't he Drunken Monkey?
    No, it is one of the 5 forms of monkey which include Drunken, Tall, Lost, Wooden, and Stone in supposed classical monkey style kung fu.



    No one has said it so, I will. Shaolin Monks can never be defeated and had/have the best training in the world.

    I could kick Royce's ass cause I had the deadly eye gouge, throat punch, and Pressure Points.

    You aren't fighting unless you "look" like a kung fu movie.


    Pressure points/Dim Mak/Tien Shui works (it does but, that is for another thread).

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    This thread makes me sad :(

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    Anyone else convinced that Spock's paralyzing neck grab actually worked when they were a kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunonbreak
    Anyone else convinced that Spock's paralyzing neck grab actually worked when they were a kid?
    No. Were you in the special class?

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    I'm grindin' 'till I'm tired...

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    I once believed also that however hopeless things were over here, somewhere, on a mountaintop, was a temple for of shaolin or tibetan monks throwing around chi balls and flying, at perfect peace wit the universe and having unbeatable skills.

    I also believed that I could drop an attacker of nearly any size with a sidekick to the kneecap (alas, such a move is too deadly for sparring!!!1) and that the way a headbutt worked was to smash your forehead against your opponent's forehead (in the same spot) and hope that your head was harder.

    I also believed that I could invent my own fighting art based on the illustrations in the book "Secrets of the Samurai" if I worked at it for a few hours a week (no previous training) - my "art" was called "oradobulov" (I am not making this up) which was an attack yelled by a character in the game "battle Tycoon" for the SNES ... it had only a few moves, one of which was a flying knee to the head while screaming and chambering two punches, the other being crouching down low, sticking your arms out to either side, and spinning around until you hit your opponent.

    I feel so... dirty.
    "[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
    A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
    -A.J. Newton, Boxing.

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    Holy crap. I think weve reached a new high. Or low....yeah, definately low.

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    Wushu and Aikido = good
    ninjas = good
    BJJ/ Grappling = gay, stupid
    Bruce Lee = God

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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4zM4
    No. Were you in the special class?
    Yes, I was in advanced placement from grade 4 on. By the time high school ended I already had college credits in English, Biology, and Art. I got a 32 on my ACT, 35 in the science portion.

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    I also believed that I could invent my own fighting art based on the illustrations in the book "Secrets of the Samurai" if I worked at it for a few hours a week (no previous training) - my "art" was called "oradobulov" (I am not making this up) which was an attack yelled by a character in the game "battle Tycoon" for the SNES ... it had only a few moves, one of which was a flying knee to the head while screaming and chambering two punches, the other being crouching down low, sticking your arms out to either side, and spinning around until you hit your opponent.
    There's a particularly nerdy expression that is applicable here :

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