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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
    Tharuz automatically= not awesome. He's an illiterate, for starters.


    The pair of you are in a foot race for biggest oxygen thief on this site.

    If being a whiney bitch was a capitol offense,

    There'd be a bounty for both of your heads.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.



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    And if being a deluded, boastful, self important liar in need of a good beating followed by intensive psychotherapy was ever in order, you're it Five.

    Scrape together some money and get some help.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
    And if being a deluded, boastful, self important liar in need of a good beating followed by intensive psychotherapy was ever in order, you're it Five.

    Scrape together some money and get some help.

    I just consider the source of the above criticism,


    and take it for the impotent ravings of a cripple with low self-esteem that it is.



    Why don't you gimp your pathetic ass over here and do something about it.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

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    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    You've obviously never taken or given a decent hiding before in your life. I bet you own a silk shirt and other useless ****.

    Flabby wasted sack of used testosterone. SO SO insecure because he wasted his life and any chance at self improvement.

    Redneck scum misusing the word "cripple", which is the equivalent of "******" or "******"
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
    I...m...SO SO insecure because ... im...(a) "cripple",...."******"...."******"


    Don't be so hard on yourself,


    that's our job.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

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    Wow, editing a post. CLASSY!

    Don't be sad because you're fat, presumptuous and ill educated and your life will never mean anything.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
    Wow, editing a post. CLASSY!

    Don't be sad because you're fat, presumptuous and ill educated and your life will never mean anything.



    Methinks thou dost project too much...
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

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    This sounds similar to some of the other posts, but when I was a kid my dad had me absolutely convinced that ninjas could defy the laws of physics whenever they pleased. I blindly believed this (and all the other stuff he'd say) until I became a skeptic when I was a teenager.

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    to help get this thread back on track...

    when i was in 8th grade, i bought this book and thought it would be useful.
    Amazon.com: The Mystic Arts of the Ninja: Stephen Hayes: Books

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