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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas
    I actually like taking the reverse appraoch of a lot of folks here. When someone is going wild and spazzy, I just go limp and offer no resistance at all. They feel like total idiot as they're there wigging out on essentially a corpse, slapping on chokes, armbars, what have you, with no resistance. They eventually look at you like a jerk and go "Why aren't you resisting" and then you explain what is supposed to be happening. Whenever they push too hard, just go limp again.
    :grommit: That made me think of my Dachsund when he attacks and humps his doggy pillow...

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    "Just go limp" is not what I would do if a Rhino tried to rape me.

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    Rhino rape FTW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gringokahn
    :grommit: That made me think of my Dachsund when he attacks and humps his doggy pillow...
    Yeah, it definitely creates that impression. The look on their face when they realize it is pretty priceless =P
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    Just hope when he gets better he respects someones tapout so he doesnt rip someones bicep like what happened to one of my classmates when some dickhead didnt let go after he tapped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backdraft
    "Just go limp" is not what I would do if a Rhino tried to rape me.
    so... you wouldn't go limp... you'd get hard if a rhino humped you?
    oh, you slut...:laughing7
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    Hahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bustardo
    We have a new guy at our club. He joined about 3 weeks ago. He's about 23 and he claims he has no MA experience outside of Tang soo do. He's fairly big and he seems to never gas out.

    The problem with this is he's a complete fucking spaz ass.

    Last week while one of our blue belts (who was going at about 25% to be nice to the newbie) had him in a cross body (he had about 70 pounds on the blue belt) he tossed the blue belt off the mat and about 3 feet away from the door, when he came back pissed off he arm bared the guy in like 10 seconds. This is when we discover that the spaz has "Im-not-gonna-tap-itus". The blue belt just let it go cause he didn't feel like breaking the guys arm or causing any damage. Right afterward he was like " I WANT TO GO AGAIN!!!"

    Today I was rolling with him and we end up rolling right into our instructor and another guy. So I stop, which he takes as his opportunity to be a complete fucking tard and try a miserable attempt at choking me from my guard.

    Usually I'd chalk this up to normal douchbaggery, but today while I'm watching him roll with another blue belt he tried doing fucking leg locks. Now If he hasn't been trained in any MA besides tang soo do where the **** is he learning leg locks from? He didnt know what the **** he was doing and got choked out right after. After this he was strongly advised not to attempt leg locks.

    When he rolls with everyone he seems to treat it like it's life or death and not training. We've explained to him several times that if he injures training partners he wont have anyone to train with. No amount of getting the **** choked out of him or near arm breaks seems to discourage him.

    Ever have anyone like this at your club? How'd you handle it? Is there a better way than just not rolling with the guy?
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