Links of Disaster: List your favorites

[oldman34]

[quote=gringokahn]http://www.karateforchrist.com/Greetings/

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Check out the list of folks associated with them..

David Dunn, Vice President of Affairs
Eddie Graydon, International Affairs
Leslie Sowl, Membership
George Petrotta, Korean Arts
Joseph Lumpkin, Hapkido Arts (And C.E.O.)
Erle Montaigue, Chinese and Phil Arts
Michael Lewis, Japanese Arts
Kang Rhee, Honorary
Karl Marx, American Arts
Jim Carpenter, Tournaments


Kang Ree.....sheesh...gave Elvis a belt...I said GAVE him a belt....and now he is considered a god in MA circles.

Karl Marx? I thought he was dead.

[gringokahn]

Erle Montaigue....lol

[TEA]

But are you:


1) Old

2) Sporting Man-Boobs

3) Growing a Nasty Mullet

4) Wearing a Gi that Would make the Village People Blush

If you can answer no to ANY of these,

You are not qualified to be the Grand Imperial Poobah of Camelot



Sorry.

1 - is 40 old?

2 - you be the judge -


3 - got rid of my mullet sometime back in the '90s

4 - Gi shmi, in Round Table Do we'd only train as true ancient Celtic warriors fought - naked except for our blue war paint.

[FickleFingerOfFate]

Point Taken,

Your Throne Awaits,

[oldman34]

http://www.lomist.com/Ninja.html

Thats horrible!!!


Excert from the website..

CHAPTER I
· Preliminary Training
· How to Strengthen the Hands for Attack, and How to Toughen the Vulnerable
Parts for Defense
· Practice must be Constant until Performance of the Tricks Becomes Second Nature
· Don't be in a Hurry to "Show Off " a New Trick to Friends
· Coolness Absolutely Necessary to Success



Preliminary training? From an audio tape?

Strengthen hands, and vunerable parts simultaneously with intense "ninja" LARPing Fantasy masturbation

Constant practice? How many times can I run up a wall?

Dont be in a hurry to "Show Off" a new trick to friends....because they will ridicule your mercilessly, and strangers passing by will kick your ass on general principle.

Coolness? Thats why people want to become ninjas.....because they ARENT cool.

[TEA]

Thats horrible!!!


Excert from the website..

CHAPTER I
· Preliminary Training
· How to Strengthen the Hands for Attack, and How to Toughen the Vulnerable
Parts for Defense
· Practice must be Constant until Performance of the Tricks Becomes Second Nature
· Don't be in a Hurry to "Show Off " a New Trick to Friends
· Coolness Absolutely Necessary to Success



Preliminary training? From an audio tape?

Strengthen hands, and vunerable parts simultaneously with intense "ninja" LARPing Fantasy masturbation

Constant practice? How many times can I run up a wall?

Dont be in a hurry to "Show Off" a new trick to friends....because they will ridicule your mercilessly, and strangers passing by will kick your ass on general principle.

Coolness? Thats why people want to become ninjas.....because they ARENT cool.

I like this chapter:

CHAPTER XII

· Tricks That may be Described as " Humorous"

One in Which the Policeman Will See No Fun when He Happens to be the Victim,

Unless He Knows the "Counter", Which is also Described

· The "Devil's Hand-Shake"

· How the Japanese Policeman Forces a Prisoner to Accompany Him
· The Value of this Trick in Ejecting a Troublesome Person

As if the rest of their material isn't humorous?

Are they advocating attacking LEOs?

Oh, and as for Karl Marx and the above mentioned "Karate for Christ," you may remember that he's the "Soke" of the Keichu Do, the made up so-called Cajun Karate, and that he has a PhD from some fly-by-night "school" in Greece that only required him to submit a copy of his MA thesis to "earn" his doctorate.

Here is the link of disaster for Keichu Do: http://keichu.com/

[Abusivemelon]

http://www.alliancemartialarts.com/


"Oh yeah? Well if I whip you with my dishcloth its gunna sting real bad!"


"Anyone takes ME down and ill give them one of these!"


"BANG. Thats how I earned my 36th Dan."


"All your training is crap. Carry this."

[TEA]

"All your training is crap. Carry this."

Thats actually a pretty nice knife. To bad the guy holding it is such a douche bag. He should kill himself and leave the knife to me in his will. I will need all sorts of uber cool blades for my impending (re-)opening of Camelot.

[Abusivemelon]

http://www.wongkk.com/comments/castaneda.html


Imagine you have a girlfriend....

[Abusivemelon]

http://www.starfarer.net/haw-kwin-do.html

i think this is a piss take...