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    [quote=gringokahn]http://www.karateforchrist.com/Greetings/

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    Check out the list of folks associated with them..

    David Dunn, Vice President of Affairs
    Eddie Graydon, International Affairs
    Leslie Sowl, Membership
    George Petrotta, Korean Arts
    Joseph Lumpkin, Hapkido Arts (And C.E.O.)
    Erle Montaigue, Chinese and Phil Arts
    Michael Lewis, Japanese Arts
    Kang Rhee, Honorary
    Karl Marx, American Arts
    Jim Carpenter, Tournaments


    Kang Ree.....sheesh...gave Elvis a belt...I said GAVE him a belt....and now he is considered a god in MA circles.

    Karl Marx? I thought he was dead.

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    Erle Montaigue....lol


    Last edited by gringokahn; 1/24/2007 7:49pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelt4
    But are you:


    1) Old

    2) Sporting Man-Boobs

    3) Growing a Nasty Mullet

    4) Wearing a Gi that Would make the Village People Blush

    If you can answer no to ANY of these,

    You are not qualified to be the Grand Imperial Poobah of Camelot



    Sorry.
    1 - is 40 old?

    2 - you be the judge -


    3 - got rid of my mullet sometime back in the '90s

    4 - Gi shmi, in Round Table Do we'd only train as true ancient Celtic warriors fought - naked except for our blue war paint.

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Your Throne Awaits,

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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate

    Thats horrible!!!


    Excert from the website..

    CHAPTER I
    Preliminary Training
    How to Strengthen the Hands for Attack, and How to Toughen the Vulnerable
    Parts for Defense
    Practice must be Constant until Performance of the Tricks Becomes Second Nature
    Don't be in a Hurry to "Show Off " a New Trick to Friends
    Coolness Absolutely Necessary to Success



    Preliminary training? From an audio tape?

    Strengthen hands, and vunerable parts simultaneously with intense "ninja" LARPing Fantasy masturbation

    Constant practice? How many times can I run up a wall?

    Dont be in a hurry to "Show Off" a new trick to friends....because they will ridicule your mercilessly, and strangers passing by will kick your ass on general principle.

    Coolness? Thats why people want to become ninjas.....because they ARENT cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman34
    Thats horrible!!!


    Excert from the website..

    CHAPTER I
    Preliminary Training
    How to Strengthen the Hands for Attack, and How to Toughen the Vulnerable
    Parts for Defense
    Practice must be Constant until Performance of the Tricks Becomes Second Nature
    Don't be in a Hurry to "Show Off " a New Trick to Friends
    Coolness Absolutely Necessary to Success



    Preliminary training? From an audio tape?

    Strengthen hands, and vunerable parts simultaneously with intense "ninja" LARPing Fantasy masturbation

    Constant practice? How many times can I run up a wall?

    Dont be in a hurry to "Show Off" a new trick to friends....because they will ridicule your mercilessly, and strangers passing by will kick your ass on general principle.

    Coolness? Thats why people want to become ninjas.....because they ARENT cool.
    I like this chapter:


    CHAPTER XII


    Tricks That may be Described as " Humorous"

    One in Which the Policeman Will See No Fun when He Happens to be the Victim,

    Unless He Knows the "Counter", Which is also Described

    The "Devil's Hand-Shake"
    How the Japanese Policeman Forces a Prisoner to Accompany Him
    The Value of this Trick in Ejecting a Troublesome Person







    As if the rest of their material isn't humorous?


    Are they advocating attacking LEOs?


    Oh, and as for Karl Marx and the above mentioned "Karate for Christ," you may remember that he's the "Soke" of the Keichu Do, the made up so-called Cajun Karate, and that he has a PhD from some fly-by-night "school" in Greece that only required him to submit a copy of his MA thesis to "earn" his doctorate.


    Here is the link of disaster for Keichu Do: http://keichu.com/



    Last edited by TEA; 1/25/2007 10:25am at . Reason: To add stuff about Keichu (gazuntight) Do

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    "Oh yeah? Well if I whip you with my dishcloth its gunna sting real bad!"


    "Anyone takes ME down and ill give them one of these!"


    "BANG. Thats how I earned my 36th Dan."


    "All your training is crap. Carry this."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abusivemelon

    "All your training is crap. Carry this."
    Thats actually a pretty nice knife. To bad the guy holding it is such a douche bag. He should kill himself and leave the knife to me in his will. I will need all sorts of uber cool blades for my impending (re-)opening of Camelot.

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    http://www.wongkk.com/comments/castaneda.html


    Imagine you have a girlfriend....

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    i think this is a piss take...
    Last edited by Abusivemelon; 1/25/2007 3:31pm at .

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