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    Oh come ON it can't possibly have been 3 pages talking about links of disaster and no one's posted links to mat-battle.com yet?? How can that be???

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    captain obvious strikes again!

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    http://www.zujitsu.com/default.htm

    "Grandmaster Chaka Zulu began his study of the martial arts in 1950 at the age of eleven. He holds black belt ranks in the arts of Tae Kwon Do, Judo, Sanuces Jiu-jitsu, and Nisei Goju Karate. In addition, he trained hand to hand combat in the recon company of the U.S. Marines. Grand Master Zulu integrated his training, incorporating his own innovations to improve his art. His main concern was, and is, self defense and this was reflected in all his teachings. In the early '80's he realized that he was no longer teaching solely one art. Instead he was teaching something unique and different. In l984 he named and founded his system of ZUJITSU-RYU: The Art of Zulu. In l992 he was awarded the rank of 10th degree black by Grand Patriarch Peter Urban. In 1994 he was officially acknowledged by the World Head of Family Sokeship Council as the Soke, head of system, of Zujitsu. On Sept 2,2000 the Council inducted him into their Hall of Fame as Millennium Historical Figure."

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    Chaka Zulu????? Really???? Wow, I think I'm going to change my name to that of some dead historical figure and make up my own bullshido style, too. Hmmm, how about "Arthur Pendraeg Grand Soke of Round Table Do - the ancient martial art of the Celtic warriors"? I could even call my school Camelot.

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    I decided I'd have a pretty avatar for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA
    Chaka Zulu????? Really???? Wow, I think I'm going to change my name to that of some dead historical figure and make up my own bullshido style, too. Hmmm, how about "Arthur Pendraeg Grand Soke of Round Table Do - the ancient martial art of the Celtic warriors"? I could even call my school Camelot.
    You're American, you don't have teh r34l lineage.
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    "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
    "More God delusions." - DAYoung
    "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Oh My F-ing God, Somebody Nuke this Idiot from Space and Salt the Crater where he Disintegrated !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iscariot
    You're American, you don't have teh r34l lineage.
    My Mom was born and raised in Wales and my last name is derived from Brythonic word for ridge (Cefn in modern Welsh - Cheavens as my ancestors bastardized it from Chevin), so I probably am closer to having t3h r34l lin34g3 than this Chaka Zulu clown does to being a Zulu warrior.
    Last edited by TEA; 1/24/2007 4:46pm at .

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    I decided I'd have a pretty avatar for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA
    My Mom was born and raised in Wales and my last name is derived from Brythonic word for ridge (Cefn in modern Welsh - Cheavens as my ancestors bastardized it from Chevin), so I probably am closer to having t3h r34l lin34g3 than this Chaka Zulu clown does to being a Zulu warrior.
    Send my condolences to your mother.

    You might have a closer lineage than that idiot, but if a Yank claims MA lineage to Camelot can you imagine the lineage and validity wars that'd happen? It'd make the ke?po ones look like a cocktail party.
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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA
    My Mom was born and raised in Wales and my last name is derived from Brythonic word for ridge (Cefn in modern Welsh - Cheavens as my ancestors bastardized it from Chevin), so I probably am closer to having t3h r34l lin34g3 than this Chaka Zulu clown does to being a Zulu warrior.

    But are you:


    1) Old

    2) Sporting Man-Boobs

    3) Growing a Nasty Mullet

    4) Wearing a Gi that Would make the Village People Blush

    If you can answer no to ANY of these,

    You are not qualified to be the Grand Imperial Poobah of Camelot



    Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA
    Hmmm, how about "Arthur Pendraeg Grand Soke of Round Table Do - the ancient martial art of the Celtic warriors"? I could even call my school Camelot.
    I just get this mental image of a guy in full plate armour doing krotty.
    Rising head block <clank> lunge punch <bong> horse stance <clang>
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