The gift that keeps on giving
Posted On:1/24/2007 4:44am
Style: On hiatus
Shush, I'm still working on learning at a 50% rate.
Y SO SRIUS?
Posted On:1/24/2007 6:24am
Style: TKD, BJJ
Originally Posted by Virus
I guarantee this link of disaster will top any posted so far:
I dont know man. Yours is good, but...
purplelt4 is right...watch the videos...
Posted On:1/24/2007 6:26am
Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
Posted On:1/24/2007 6:29am
Originally Posted by Steve
Remember, 62% faster....
From the website...
At Kung-Fu You will be taught privately on a one-on-one basis with a professional full time instructor whose job it is to get you the exact results that you want. By learning in a private lesson you have a far less chance of getting injured and demoralized by someone out of control.
One on one......Of course, the injuries, and demoralization come after someone kicks the **** out of you on t3h str33t.
Posted On:1/24/2007 10:24am
Style: Kuso shite shinezo
Originally Posted by Virus
I remember fucking with these guy over MAP years ago. They weren't using the Chunin and Jonin ranks then. You know you have the real ninjutsu when you copy ranks from Naruto.
By the Hoary Hand of Hoggoth.....
Posted On:1/24/2007 11:08am
Style: JKD & Mok'bara
....couldn't resist (I love MAP really)
Posted On:1/24/2007 11:44am
Style: BJJ, MMA, Judo, WTF TKD
"Our centerís mission is helping people heal their own bodies and minds and to realize the highest possibility of their physicio-psycho-spiritual potentials -- that is, immortality in Daoist sense."
"We also want to share and verify our view that Qi, or human life energy, is not a mysterious thing though its physicio-psycho-spiritual benefits may seem magic. Qi is a physicio-psycho-spiritual energy, in the sense that it involves an individual's total being. Furthermore, every human being is capable of practicing and cultivating this energy. This cultivation will award an accomplished cultivator with a healthy, youthful, self-content, hence, happy, and long life -- a realistic human condition in which the individua's life energy will retain its healthy and functional vitality for as long as he/she chooses to stay on earth. This state brings us close to the ancient Daoist ideal and practice of "immortality.""
beware the "physicio-psycho-spiritual energy"....
Posted On:1/24/2007 11:48am
Check out the vids...
Also see..."ask the master"
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Charlie Don't Surf
Posted On:1/24/2007 12:01pm
Style: TKD, Relson GJJ, Judo
All those ninjer sites are hilarious, and the Seagul energy drink is a real knee slapper, but who could forget Grand Celestial Do?
Watch out, ninjers and mullet wearing O'Sensei (is that the last name of an Irish bastard grandchild of Ueshiba Morihei?), or I'll zap you with a photonic pulse!!! :qright2:
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Reason: needed an emotican for graphic illustration
Posted On:1/24/2007 12:08pm
"Dr. Covington has been a pastor since 1995, and is now serving the Lord as a missionary to Asia. He is a 7th Degree Black belt in Shinse Hapkido, trained by Joseph Lumpkin, a 4th Degree Black belt in Pa Sa Ryu, trained by Kang Rhee, and a Level 1 Certified Dim Mak Instructor, trained by Erle Montiague."
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