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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    this thread is going places.

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    I'm hi-jacking this thread and posting funny Bas quotes....

    Bas Rutten: Why doesn't he punch him?

    Stephen Quadros: Because he doesn't train in stand up.

    Bas Rutten: Hasn't he ever seen anyone throw a punch?
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    Stephen Quadros: What position is that, Bas?

    Bas Rutten: Yay, the head-between the-thighs-position, usually used for another act. The black-widow technique!

    Stephen Quadros: I must say I have had it done to me a few times..

    Bas Rutten: hehehe!
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    Stephen Quadros: I am sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve.

    Bas Rutten: He's not wearing any sleeves.

    Stephen Quadros: Don't even start, Bas.
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    Stephen Quadros: They tell me getting kicked by Mo Smith is like getting hit by a baseball bat at 85 mph.

    Bas Rutten: No. I don't think so.
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    Stephen Quadros: Hmmm, I wonder what happened?

    Bas Rutten: I think he must have hit him with the Dim Mak. He shoved his nose into his brain I think.
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    Stephen Quadros: Frye's getting the standing 8-Count here, Bas

    Bas Rutten: Why's he getting the standing 8-Count?

    Stephen Quadros: Well, he's getting his ass kicked.
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    Bas Rutten: He has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

    Stephen Quadros: Yes, well many of the fighters have a black belt.

    Bas Rutten: Yes, but in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu you buy your belt like in say, Tae Kwon Do.

    Stephen Quadros: Do you have any belts?

    Bas Rutten: I have a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do.
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
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    lol leglock
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    We should go back in time and kill the guy who got Bas into KK and Muay Thai just to see if he would have kicked ass with TKD.
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    It's Bas fucking Rutten. The only reason it took him a year to get a BB is because he only went to class once a week. He spent the rest of the week acting a demi-god to a small greek village, saving them from disasters such as flooding, fires, and TKD.
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    Bas is awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwppgeQQ4sA

    And he is a movie star:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqxvP5H0Lk

    Bas is Bas, there is no substitute or debate.

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    What is that movie? Is it on DVD anywhere?
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    Kingdom of Ultimate Power.

    Not on DVD yet. I'm corresponding with Pilot Light about it tho.

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    I couldn't watch that movie without being completely upset that he wasn't kicking everyone's ass. It would be too distracting.

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    It is traditionally believed that Bas Rutton beat up his first TKD instructor at the age of twelve and in recompense for his life the teacher awarded him a black belt of the highest order. Of course Mr. Rutton, not being satisfied, demanded for the Korean's to hide all their d3adly kicking secrets to prevent harm to lesser twelve year olds. Even to this day TKD masters are still too afraid to release the hidden aspects of their art thus forever condemning it to obscurity (and expensive birthday parties).

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