Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:8/04/2003 6:04am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
Okay now fellas, I'm about to embark on a trans-atlantic flight. In light of recent terror warnings, I thought I'd do a little to allay your fears for my well-being.
In the even that some wild-eyed zealot tries to wrassle my plane with some box-cutters, I've got two words for you-"pull guard".
That's right friends. I'll guard pull my way outta danger, save the plane, and then fly it into Heathrow in a BJJ gi. For the next few years, Americans won't be talking about "Let's Roll". It'll be "Pull Guard" all the way baby!
"Information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth; truth is not beauty; beauty is not love; love...is not music. Music...is the best."
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
Stand and Deliver!
Posted On:8/04/2003 6:19am
Style: JKD Concepts, Kyokushin
Have a good time!
"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby
Posted On:8/04/2003 6:58am
Remember, "chips" are known as "crisps" over here :)
Posted On:8/04/2003 6:59am
When in doubt, tell them you are Canadian. Everyone likes Canadians.
Have a good trip.
Posted On:8/04/2003 7:42am
Style: Choy Lay Fut
Heh, coincidentally, I'm leaving for the UK tomorrow. If some terrorist tries to crash my plane, I guess I'm screwed since I don't know groundfighting <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>.
Posted On:8/04/2003 7:53am
Just drop your pants and give them the vertical smile :)
Posted On:8/04/2003 8:49am
Oh, just in time for one of our (Very, very rare) heat waves.
Eyes open wide, looking at the heavens with a tear in my eye.
Yes there's love if you want it, don't sound like a sonnet.
"You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior
"Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco
"This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
Posted On:8/04/2003 9:13am
Or, you could try to be an adult and communicate with them, explaining that what they are doing is risking the lives of hundreds of innocent people. Then promise them that if they turn over their box cutters to you, you will write a letter to W telling him that they are really only wanting to be heard.
Posted On:8/04/2003 9:14am
Even though W is retarded, I don't think he'll fall for that ;)
Taking a break
Posted On:8/04/2003 10:58am
Halogen - feel free to join the merry throng of people going "Heh? Whats happening? Has Blade sorted out the venue?"
Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989
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