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    Okay now fellas, I'm about to embark on a trans-atlantic flight. In light of recent terror warnings, I thought I'd do a little to allay your fears for my well-being.

    In the even that some wild-eyed zealot tries to wrassle my plane with some box-cutters, I've got two words for you-"pull guard".

    That's right friends. I'll guard pull my way outta danger, save the plane, and then fly it into Heathrow in a BJJ gi. For the next few years, Americans won't be talking about "Let's Roll". It'll be "Pull Guard" all the way baby!

    "Information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth; truth is not beauty; beauty is not love; love...is not music. Music...is the best."
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    Have a good time!
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    Remember, "chips" are known as "crisps" over here :)

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    When in doubt, tell them you are Canadian. Everyone likes Canadians.

    Have a good trip.

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    Heh, coincidentally, I'm leaving for the UK tomorrow. If some terrorist tries to crash my plane, I guess I'm screwed since I don't know groundfighting <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>.

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    Just drop your pants and give them the vertical smile :)

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    Oh, just in time for one of our (Very, very rare) heat waves.



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    Or, you could try to be an adult and communicate with them, explaining that what they are doing is risking the lives of hundreds of innocent people. Then promise them that if they turn over their box cutters to you, you will write a letter to W telling him that they are really only wanting to be heard.

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    Even though W is retarded, I don't think he'll fall for that ;)

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    Halogen - feel free to join the merry throng of people going "Heh? Whats happening? Has Blade sorted out the venue?"
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