"How to Win a Street Fight"

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 1/13/2007 10:18pm

Dude I would just stand there and stare going "what the fu..." and then be knocked out.

**DevonHartigan** · Posted On: 1/13/2007 10:41pm

Originally Posted by GoJu - Joe

Dude I would just stand there and stare going "what the fu..." and then be knocked out.

And then, tormented by shame of getting KO'ed by a person wearing such alternative clothing, never being able to ever participate in a fight again. It must be just as shamefull as getting KO'ed by a girl.

**oldman34** · Posted On: 1/14/2007 6:33am

WOW!!

Ive got to learn how to do that. Gogoplata FTW.

**Backdraft** · Posted On: 1/14/2007 5:10pm

I'm trying-not-so-much to learn it right now, but I'm still a newb, so it's not all that big a deal for me. I agree it's a freaking wicked choke though.

***Cassius*** · Posted On: 1/14/2007 5:15pm

Originally Posted by oldman34

WOW!!

Ive got to learn how to do that. Gogoplata FTW.

That's a negative, ghostwriter. Focus on the basics until you've got the foundation for moves like that to not be gimmicks.

**oldman34** · Posted On: 1/14/2007 6:30pm

Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean

That's a negative, ghostwriter. Focus on the basics until you've got the foundation for moves like that to not be gimmicks.

Advice taken.

**Epicurus** · Posted On: 1/14/2007 6:43pm

"If the other person persists in being aggressive and trying to intimidate you, assume the stance for a crane kick (i.e. stand on one leg, arms to the sides. Try to loosen your sphincter as much as you are consciously able). When done properly, there is no defense against a crane kick. Since fighting appears inevitable, you must fight to kill. There is no intermediate level of force between talking and killing, and pretending otherwise will only create bad habits. When the other person advances, crane kick them in the face. If done properly you will now have one point while they have zero and they will run home and change their life.

DISCLAIMER: If your opponent is the least bit motivated or competent this advice might get you sodomized - but joke's on them; you've been relaxing your sphincter since step one, remember? So now it will hurt less than half as much.

**DevonHartigan** · Posted On: 1/14/2007 6:44pm

You also have to be somewhat limber to pull it off. I'm actually considering taking som yoga classes, just so I can improve my rubberguard and inverted guard game. But I probably wont, because doing yoga would be a severe blow to my all-overshading manliness.:icon_cool

**Epicurus** · Posted On: 1/14/2007 6:47pm

Originally Posted by DevonHartigan

You also have to be somewhat limber to pull it off. I'm actually considering taking som yoga classes, just so I can improve my rubberguard and inverted guard game. But I probably wont, because doing yoga would be a severe blow to my all-overshading manliness.:icon_cool

...says the man with Shinya Aoki's "rape me" pants as his avatar right now.

**oldman34** · Posted On: 1/15/2007 6:34am

Originally Posted by DevonHartigan

You also have to be somewhat limber to pull it off. I'm actually considering taking som yoga classes, just so I can improve my rubberguard and inverted guard game. But I probably wont, because doing yoga would be a severe blow to my all-overshading manliness.:icon_cool

****....have you seen the chicks that take yoga classes?