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    Dude I would just stand there and stare going "what the fu..." and then be knocked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoJu - Joe
    Dude I would just stand there and stare going "what the fu..." and then be knocked out.
    And then, tormented by shame of getting KO'ed by a person wearing such alternative clothing, never being able to ever participate in a fight again. It must be just as shamefull as getting KO'ed by a girl.

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    WOW!!

    Ive got to learn how to do that. Gogoplata FTW.

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    I'm trying-not-so-much to learn it right now, but I'm still a newb, so it's not all that big a deal for me. I agree it's a freaking wicked choke though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman34
    WOW!!

    Ive got to learn how to do that. Gogoplata FTW.
    That's a negative, ghostwriter. Focus on the basics until you've got the foundation for moves like that to not be gimmicks.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
    That's a negative, ghostwriter. Focus on the basics until you've got the foundation for moves like that to not be gimmicks.
    Advice taken.

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    I'm grindin' 'till I'm tired...

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    "If the other person persists in being aggressive and trying to intimidate you, assume the stance for a crane kick (i.e. stand on one leg, arms to the sides. Try to loosen your sphincter as much as you are consciously able). When done properly, there is no defense against a crane kick. Since fighting appears inevitable, you must fight to kill. There is no intermediate level of force between talking and killing, and pretending otherwise will only create bad habits. When the other person advances, crane kick them in the face. If done properly you will now have one point while they have zero and they will run home and change their life.

    DISCLAIMER: If your opponent is the least bit motivated or competent this advice might get you sodomized - but joke's on them; you've been relaxing your sphincter since step one, remember? So now it will hurt less than half as much.
    "[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
    A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
    -A.J. Newton, Boxing.

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    You also have to be somewhat limber to pull it off. I'm actually considering taking som yoga classes, just so I can improve my rubberguard and inverted guard game. But I probably wont, because doing yoga would be a severe blow to my all-overshading manliness.:icon_cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevonHartigan
    You also have to be somewhat limber to pull it off. I'm actually considering taking som yoga classes, just so I can improve my rubberguard and inverted guard game. But I probably wont, because doing yoga would be a severe blow to my all-overshading manliness.:icon_cool
    ...says the man with Shinya Aoki's "rape me" pants as his avatar right now.
    "[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
    A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
    -A.J. Newton, Boxing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevonHartigan
    You also have to be somewhat limber to pull it off. I'm actually considering taking som yoga classes, just so I can improve my rubberguard and inverted guard game. But I probably wont, because doing yoga would be a severe blow to my all-overshading manliness.:icon_cool
    ****....have you seen the chicks that take yoga classes?

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