Community Corrections Officer
Posted On:1/12/2007 1:05pm
Style: Judo, TKD BB
Start screaming "I'm a hemophiliac! I'm a hemophiliac!" Then cry like a women. As your opponent turns away in disgust, you attack him from behind!
By the Hoary Hand of Hoggoth.....
Posted On:1/12/2007 1:10pm
Style: JKD & Mok'bara
I just invited them over
Posted On:1/13/2007 10:45am
Style: Mixed-Up Martial Arts
Show him your AIDS test results.
Posted On:1/13/2007 12:33pm
Style: Muay Thai
Pick Akuma. Get your power bar charged up, then hit them with a Raging Demon.
Y SO SRIUS?
Posted On:1/13/2007 12:42pm
Style: TKD, BJJ
5. Keep your guard up. Even if it's only by extending your hands in a 'stay-back' type of pose, it places something between you and your opponent.
This is where Aikido comes in handy, because when that son of a bitch grabs your wrist, he's fucked.
Posted On:1/13/2007 12:44pm
Originally Posted by El Macho
Throwing up? BAH!!! That's weak.
The best way to win a street fight is to poop right there. Then, you grab poo with your hands and fling it at your opponent, while going "oooooh ooohhh ohhhh" like a crazy monkey. See? I have the r34l crazy monkey!!!! :viking:
Five Animal Kung Fu?
Posted On:1/13/2007 12:47pm
"Fighting isn't cool or fun. No one is going to think you're awesome when you're serving ten years in prison because you paralyzed a guy who was pushing you. Always use fighting as an absolute last resort. Retreat at the very first opportunity available. Would you rather be labelled a coward or be labelled with a prison serial number? "
I took it that NONE of the things they recommended were fighting.
Posted On:1/13/2007 12:53pm
20. Learn Brazilian Jujitsu. Stay away from Taekwondo, KungFu, Ninjitsu, Bunjikan and Yellow Bamboo.
I wonder who added that? Hmmmmmmm.
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:1/13/2007 1:40pm
isn't too bad
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Posted On:1/13/2007 2:01pm
I havent had a chance to read that one.
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