Thread: The hilarious thread!
1/11/2007 1:34am, #51
Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
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- Los Angeles
That could be the fact I've had a beer in my hand since coming home talking though.
To be completely accurate, that'd be a series of beers.
1/11/2007 1:58am, #52Originally Posted by Garbanzo BeanTough is not how you act, tough is how you train.
1/11/2007 2:16am, #53
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and an Irishman?
Mick Jagger says: Hey you, get off of my cloud!
The Irishman says: Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!
*buh dump bump*
Token bad joke:
Why does Piglet always smell so bad?
He's always playing with Pooh.
1/11/2007 2:39am, #54
1/11/2007 2:54am, #55
Animated gif, eh?
Last edited by Steve; 1/11/2007 3:12am at .
1/11/2007 9:53am, #56
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Grappler, a MMA Fighter and a Chunner all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The Grappler is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?”
“Phew, that one's easy,” says the grappler, “The Titanic.”
“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the MMA Fighter got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?”
The MMA Fighter replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the Chunner his question: “Name them.”
1/11/2007 10:12am, #57
A dog walks into a telegram office.
He walks up the the counter and says "I'd like to send a telegram."
The guys grabs a pencil and tells the dog to give him the message.
The dog goes say "ok. send this message. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."
The guy say ok and goes to send the message, but turns back to the dog and says "hey, you got 9 woofs here. We have a special going on so you can send another woof for free."
The dog says "Well, that wouldn't make any sense."You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.
1/11/2007 10:23am, #58
1/11/2007 10:24am, #59Originally Posted by Steve
No soap -- radio.
1/11/2007 10:26am, #60Originally Posted by Neko687