Thread: The hilarious thread!
1/10/2007 11:25pm, #41
[quote=MaverickZ][/quote A move more deadly then the oil check! Where in the hell did you find this?LOL.
1/10/2007 11:27pm, #42
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- The American Desert
Q. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts are about $3.50, but deer nuts are under a buck.
1/10/2007 11:54pm, #43Originally Posted by Gabster the Bad Elf
1/10/2007 11:55pm, #44Originally Posted by aaaargh
1/10/2007 11:57pm, #45Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
1/10/2007 11:58pm, #46Originally Posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
It merely shows my prefernce for being a top.
1/11/2007 12:01am, #47
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
A man spends his first day in prison talking to his cell mate. His cell mate gives him a few tips on surviving maximum security in his first weeks there, and then pauses to look outside the bars of the cell.
"I got an escape plan", whispers the man's cell mate.
"What is it?"
"Put this blanket over your head, and I'll tell you what to do when the guard comes back." The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him. Savagely.
So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
1/11/2007 12:45am, #48
meggaman7 you're my kind of guy!
edit: added a g and the number "7" to my mis-spelling of above posters name.
edit2: replaced capital "M" with lowercase counterpart "m"
Last edited by feedback; 1/11/2007 1:00am at .Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.
1/11/2007 1:02am, #49
An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman were travelling across the US back in the day and were captured by Mohawks. The chief told them, "First, we're going to skin you alive. Then, we're going to burn you at the stake. And finally, we're going to make a canoe out of your skins. Do you have any last requests?"
"Sure," says the Englishman, "I'll have a smoke." So they give him a cigarette.
"I'll have some whiskey," chimes in the Scot. So they give him a bottle of whiskey.
"I'll have a fork," says the Iriishman.
"A fork?" asks the chief incredulously. "Don't you mean you want something nice to eat with a fork?"
"No, damn you, just give me a fork," the Irishman heatedly retorts.
"Ok," says the chief, handing him a fork.
The Irishman takes the fork and stabs himself repeatedly in the chest with it to the amazement of all.
"You ain't making a canoe out me me you heathen bastards!"
(as told to me by my Welsh cousin in my Uncle Bill's pub in Coedd Poeth.)
1/11/2007 1:08am, #50
I am less impressed with this thread than I was 4 or 5 hours ago."No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal