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  1. MEGA JESUS-SAMA is offline
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    **** you math class

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    Quote Originally Posted by feedback
    How do you know policemen are strong?
    Because they can hold up traffic.

    - F.B.
    It's a shame then that even the common criminal can hold up convenience stores.

    - MJS
  2. MEGA JESUS-SAMA is offline
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    **** you math class

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunonbreak
    Your 'how' link is broken. I am really curious where it goes to...
    I don't think we need to talk about that here.

    - MJS
  3. CanucKyokushin is offline

    He'll flip ya!

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     Style: Not.....working

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunonbreak
    Your 'how' link is broken. I am really curious where it goes to...
    Yo momma's bed.
  4. ojgsxr6 is offline

    Dorkus Malorkus

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    Did you hear about the gay electron, he went around blowing fuses.
  5. Gumby is offline

    BJJ Purple Belt

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     Style: Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

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    Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street, one says to the other,

    "I think I've lost an electron"

    "Are you sure?" the other asks?

    "Im positive"



    Whats the difference between a picture of Jesus and the actual Jesus?

    it only takes one nail to hang up the picture......
    Last edited by Gumby; 1/10/2007 10:27pm at .
  6. CanucKyokushin is offline

    He'll flip ya!

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    Two condoms walk past a gay bar.One says to the other: "Shall we go in and get **** faced?"
  7. hoodedmonk is offline
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    OK guys! I'm gonna tell you a story about the time..... and I went four wheelin out in the woods. But you guys got to promise to keep it a secret! Anyway here we go! One day .... and I were driving around out in the woods, and I noticed a sheep with Its head caught in a fence. Anyway I asked ....if he could keep a secret? and he said of course! I am a ninjer and I am sworn to secretacy! So (to make a long story short!) I went ahead and got me some! (if you know what I mean?) Anyway after I was done, I got back in the truck and started driveing down the road. Thats when I noticed ..... had this strange look on his face! Thats when I said oh **** man I'm sorry! did you want some of that? he said well hell yeah! I want some of that! So I turned the truck around and headed back to where the sheep was at. meanwhile As I sat there and waited.....and waited.....and waited.... I started to worry about my ninjer friend! so I decided to go see what the hold up was! Guys imagine the shock on my face! when there he was....... with his head caught in the fence!
    Last edited by hoodedmonk; 1/11/2007 7:06am at .
  8. MaverickZ is offline

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  9. DerAuslander is offline
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    Valiant Monk of Booze & War

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    Posted On:
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     Style: BJJ/C-JKD/KAAALIII!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lights Out
    +rep to the first one who tells the "a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar..." joke complete.
    A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, which is really dumb cuz you'd think the Rabbi would have at least seen it coming.
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    Posted On:
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     Style: BJJ/C-JKD/KAAALIII!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by leere_form
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?

    Matt.

    On your wall?

    Art.

    In a hot tub?

    Stew.

    Under a pile of leaves?

    Russell.

    The same guy a month later?

    Pete.
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

















    Fucked.
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