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    Quote Originally Posted by leere_form
    Why did the little girl fall out of the swing?

    Because she didn't have any arms.
    lol. best one so far.

    A man goes to his dentist because he feels something
    is wrong with his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new
    upper plate I put in for you 6 months ago is completely corroded. What have
    you been eating?"

    The man replies, "All I can think of is that
    about 4 months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that
    was delicious: Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on
    everything --meat, toast, fish, vegetables, you name it."

    "Well," says the dentist, "that's
    probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice,
    which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a
    new plate, but this time I'll use chrome!"

    "Why chrome?" asks the patient.

    The dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone
    knows there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise!"


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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer. Join us... or die

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    Two prostitutes talking to each other:

    "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

    "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevonHartigan
    I'm pretty sure I will feel the same way when go red.
    Lol. The thread i started about me checking out ing un schools got me into the red. Besides i like red better than green.

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    Guy1: Are you a secret agent?
    Guy2: Aaaah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lights Out
    Guy1: Are you a secret agent?
    Guy2: Aaaah...
    this is not even a non-joke!

    unacceptable.

    i will fill your comedic void with this:

    Where can you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left him.

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    Yet another joke about limbless people...

    A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you?"

    The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth.

    A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says.

    He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away.

    A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him.

    "Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed?"

    "No," he says with a hopeful grin.

    "Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."

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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?

    Matt.

    On your wall?

    Art.

    In a hot tub?

    Stew.

    Under a pile of leaves?

    Russell.

    The same guy a month later?

    Pete.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    also, i realize this thread was made to make fun of doctor x, but that can surely still be done amidst our whimsical hijacking for the sake of stupid jokes.

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    Did you hear about the two fags that got in a fight?
    they went outside to exchange blows!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lights Out
    Guy1: Are you a secret agent?
    Guy2: Aaaah...
    Well, he certainly wasn't a secret agent anymore.

    - MJS

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