Thread: The hilarious thread!
1/10/2007 8:07pm, #11Originally Posted by feedback
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
- Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
(Funny thing, when googeling "bad jokes", the above policeman-joke is the first joke that appears when following the very first link)
1/10/2007 8:08pm, #12
LOL [Tm. -- Ed.].
-G.B."No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
1/10/2007 8:13pm, #13Originally Posted by Lights Out
Well, I gave it a shot.
1/10/2007 8:14pm, #14
Tried to rep you, but seems I've already doen it... who the hell are/were you?
1/10/2007 8:20pm, #15Originally Posted by Lights Out
1/10/2007 8:44pm, #16
- Join Date
- Oct 2006
- Tucson, AZ
- Wing Chun, Hung Gar
you all worry way too much about the stupid red/ green boxes.
1/10/2007 8:52pm, #17Originally Posted by Axelton
1/10/2007 8:56pm, #18
- Join Date
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- BJJ, Ju-Jitsu
Funniest Joke in the World
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?""Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
1/10/2007 8:57pm, #19
What did the wright brothers make their plane out of?
edit: I'm sorry. I just lowered the value of this forum.
1/10/2007 9:14pm, #20
Why did the little girl fall out of the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.