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  1. DevonHartigan is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by feedback
    How do you know policemen are strong?
    Because they can hold up traffic.

    - F.B.
    Normally I would say something mean about a joke being so bad that it's good, and then goes bad again, or a reference to the ongoing debate about people not being as funny as they think they are. But just for the hell of it, to try to go in a more postive direction.

    Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
    - Because it scares the hell out of the dog.


    (Funny thing, when googeling "bad jokes", the above policeman-joke is the first joke that appears when following the very first link)
  2. Cassius is online now
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    Posted On:
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    LOL [Tm. -- Ed.].

    -G.B.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
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    1/10/2007 8:13pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lights Out
    Two muffins were in the oven, when one muffin turns to the other and says "man, it's hot in here" and the other one screams "AAAAAAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!".

    +rep to the first one who tells the "a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar..." joke complete.
    A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar...and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?

    Well, I gave it a shot.
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    Tried to rep you, but seems I've already doen it... who the hell are/were you?
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    1/10/2007 8:20pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lights Out
    Tried to rep you, but seems I've already doen it... who the hell are/were you?
    Oh yeah, you did it a week ago in the ICY/Cracky...-thread.
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    you all worry way too much about the stupid red/ green boxes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axelton
    you all worry way too much about the stupid red/ green boxes.
    I'm pretty sure I will feel the same way when go red.
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    Funniest Joke in the World

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

    He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
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    What did the wright brothers make their plane out of?

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    FLY paper

    edit: I'm sorry. I just lowered the value of this forum.
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     Style: Judo

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    Why did the little girl fall out of the swing?

    Because she didn't have any arms.
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