Thread: The hilarious thread!
1/15/2007 3:30pm, #161
What's a bl*w-j*b?Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
1/15/2007 3:53pm, #162
1/15/2007 4:30pm, #163Originally Posted by Neildo
I'm Asterix, where do I sign up?
1/15/2007 4:46pm, #164
1/15/2007 4:48pm, #165Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
1/15/2007 5:19pm, #166Originally Posted by Boyd
1/15/2007 5:38pm, #167Originally Posted by sochin101
1/15/2007 6:10pm, #168
And their little boys, too!"Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
- Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"
1/15/2007 6:19pm, #169
A group of mates go out hunting one weekend, and during the last night, they get real ****-faced drinking. One of them goes off to vomit and piss, but after a few hours he's nowhere to be seen. The other three go to find him, and come upon their buddy unconscious by a tree. Snickering to themselves, they go back and gut one of their kills, and bring the entrails back to drape over their unconscious buddy. Then they return, laughing at the thought of his shock when he wakes up.
The next morning, the three buddies are awakened by the calls of their friend. He's breathing hard, covered with blood, and is weilding a large stick. Feigning innocence, they ask, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well," the friend replies between breaths, "when I woke up, I found that I **** so hard my intestines shot out. But by the grace of God and this here stick, I was able to cram them back in!"
1/15/2007 6:32pm, #170
My sexist jokes
My racist jokes
Hey, at least they're not dead baby jokes
Here, not all my jokes will send me to Hell (hopefully).
Why do priests wear swimming shorts in the shower?
They don't like to look down on the unemployed.