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    What's a bl*w-j*b?
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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    Oral sex for asterisks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neildo
    Oral sex for asterisks?

    I'm Asterix, where do I sign up?
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    **** you math class

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
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    Hey, he was the last Frenchman to always want a fight, he deserves a bl*w j*b!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    What's a bl*w-j*b?
    Sorry I don't know I couldn't read my mothers handwriting, I thought you guys might.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101
    Hey, he was the last Frenchman to always want a fight, he deserves a bl*w j*b!
    I didn't fight in the legions for you shits to come live here. gtfo and go back to your shitty little huts. rome is for romans
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    Here's looking at you, squid.

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    And their little boys, too!
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"
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    A group of mates go out hunting one weekend, and during the last night, they get real ****-faced drinking. One of them goes off to vomit and piss, but after a few hours he's nowhere to be seen. The other three go to find him, and come upon their buddy unconscious by a tree. Snickering to themselves, they go back and gut one of their kills, and bring the entrails back to drape over their unconscious buddy. Then they return, laughing at the thought of his shock when he wakes up.

    The next morning, the three buddies are awakened by the calls of their friend. He's breathing hard, covered with blood, and is weilding a large stick. Feigning innocence, they ask, "What the hell happened to you?"

    "Well," the friend replies between breaths, "when I woke up, I found that I **** so hard my intestines shot out. But by the grace of God and this here stick, I was able to cram them back in!"
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    My sexist jokes
    Spoiler:
    What do 10,000 battered women have in common?
    They JUST....WON'T....LISTEN!!

    What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
    Slap her.


    My racist jokes
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    What do you call a white guy pushing a car up a hill?
    White power
    What do you call a black guy pushing a car up a hill?
    Black power
    What do you call a Mexican pushing a car up a hill?
    Grand Theft Auto

    What do you get when a mexican has a baby with a black person?
    A kid too lazy to steal

    How long does a black lady take to crap?
    nine months

    Actually, I think black people are great - everyone should own one.

    No, seriously though, there are blacks in my family tree - they're out there swinging from one branch or another.

    And the worst racist joke I know:

    What's green and sits on my porch?
    Spoiler:
    My ******, and I'll paint it any damn color I want!


    Hey, at least they're not dead baby jokes

    Spoiler:
    What the hardest part of having sex with a seven-year-old?
    Getting the blood out of the clown costume

    What the best part of having sex with a 12-year-old in the shower?
    When their hair's wet, they look nine

    What's best about having sex with a seven-year-old girl?
    Flip `em over and it's like a seven-year-old boy

    What's better than a six-year-old Viatnamese boy?
    ....
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    Nothing


    Here, not all my jokes will send me to Hell (hopefully).

    Why do priests wear swimming shorts in the shower?
    They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
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