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    OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville supporting member
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    I'm glad we're back to being hilarious.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    Apparently it's open mic night at the Bullshido Comedy Club.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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    Here's looking at you, squid. Join us... or die
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    That's right...we'll be here 'till Thursday. Tip the veal, try your waitress.
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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    Why did the president call in the aikido practioner for advice?

    He wanted to stop the terror-wrists!!!
    Straight punches make you go blind. More damage is done to a criminals nervous system when they are struck. Strikes that make you stronger. All this and more systema douchebaggery:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eak-m2iwI7Q

    NEW BONUS REEL, feat RobG at it again! lol:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJDnMDJVWmQ

  5. #155
    Here's looking at you, squid. Join us... or die
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    Maybe it's the pina colada speaking, but I found that really amusing...
    Yes, I like pina coladas. And?
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
    Apparently it's open mic night at the Bullshido Comedy Club.
    While this thread was on topic, Doctor X didn't post anywhere on bullshido.

    So clearly, the solution is to talk about t3h d34dly magic pants!!! LOL!
    Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

  7. #157
    The gift that keeps on giving supporting member
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    'Magic Pants' means that you didn't pee yourself when you were choked out.

    Or that you did pee yourself and the burly dude choking you then ran away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by feedback
    So clearly, the solution is to talk about t3h d34dly magic pants!!! LOL!
    Two words: Thin ice.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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    Try acting this one out with the folks at home kids:

    Three guys go into a bar on a Sunday night. First one orders a drink.

    "I'll h-h-h-h-ave a p-p-p-pint of b-b-b-iter p-p-p-lease"

    The barmaid stops him and says,
    "You're here for the speech impediment class next door, aren't you?"

    "Y-y-y-yes, how did y-y-y-y-ou k-k-now?"

    "Just gifted I guess, anyway, do not waste your money. Every week I see guys like you turn up and spend your money next door and every week you come back in here for your end of course function and you are all still as badly off as you were at the beginning"

    "N-n-n-n-no!. It w-w-w-w-w-w-will be g-g-g-g-g-great"

    "No it won't. I tell you what, if you and your 2 mates come in on Thursday and can answer one simple question without as much as a lisp or a stammer, I'll not only pay for the course but I'll take you outside and give you a bl*w-j*b"

    "It's a d-d-d-d-d-d-deal"

    On Thursday night in walk the three amigos.
    "Right", says the attractive barmaid. "Where are you from?"
    The first one says"B-b-b-b-b-b-birmingham, oh b-b-b-b-bugger"
    The second one breathes deeply and slowly says "C-c-c-c-c-c-c-ardiifff, aw c-c-c-crap"
    The third one (the original from the the Sunday night) says calmly, "London"

    Stunned, the barmaid looks at him and smiles.

    "Well done, I am truly impressed, you're the first one ever to win that bet, come on"

    She leads him by the hand to outside the back of the bar where she pays up IN FULL.

    As they re-enter the bar he is readjusting his clothes and he turns to her and says,




    "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-derry"

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    Whats blue and fucks grannies?













    Me in my lucky blue coat.
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