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  1. DevonHartigan is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    Two atoms were walking along the road.

    One of them exclaims, "I just lost an electron!"

    The other asked, "Are you sure?"

    He replied, "I'm positive."
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...4&postcount=35

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    Two men were sitting next to each other in a plane, and both had a black eye. The first man turns to the other and says "that's a nasty black eye, how did you get it?" and the other man says "well, I made a mistake, I was ordering a ticket to Pittsburg, but the sales girl had such a cleveage that I mistakenly ordered a ticket to titsburg... thus, the black eye... and yours?", and the first man says "oh well, something similar happened to me, I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her for a toast, but instead I said YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND I HATE YOU, STUPID COW!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevonHartigan

    that one came from my highschool chemistry teacher.....
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    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    that one came from my highschool chemistry teacher.....
    Jokes told by ones teachers tend to suck indeed. But I was merely stating that someone had already told that one in post 35.
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    What do you call the sweat that forms between two people making love in West Virginia?

    Relative humidity
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    What kind of bees give milk?

    Boobies.
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    Two girls talking:

    Girl 1: How do you know if you're really in love with a guy?

    Girl 2: If I feel like butterflies are flying in my belly, then it's love, and you?

    Girl 1: I throw my panties to the celing, if they get stuck there, then it's love.
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    An old Jewish man is run down in front of a Christian church. The priest runs out and whispers in his ear, "Do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?"

    The Jew opens his eyes... "I'm dying and he asks me riddles."
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    This is a little bit long.

    A marine stuck up ina dessert base approaches his seargent and says "my seargent, it's been a month since I was deployed in this base, and haven't seen a woman since, and you know... as a man I have my needs..." and the seargente replies "OK, you have permission to use the camel". The marine goes back to his tent blaming his seargent and mumbling "pervert".

    A month later, the marine approaches the seargetn again "my seargent, it's been two months since I've been deployed, really, I need a woman" and the seargetn says "Ok, use the camel". Again, the marine goes back to his tent sulking "stupod seargent, sick mofo..."

    Another month later the marine goes to the seargent "my seargent, please, Ineed a woman now!" and the seargetn again says "OK, horny ****, yopu may use the camel whenever you want". The marine again goes to his tent wehn he sees the camel. He syas "oh, what the hell...", steps on a box and begins humping the camel. The seargent sees him and screams "what the **** are you doing, sick pervert?!" so the merine replies, "well, my seargent, you tolde to use the camel so that's what I'm doing", and the seargent replies "to use it... so you can go to the nearest town, stupid ****!".
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    1/11/2007 6:17pm


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    Geek 1: I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day.


    Geek 2: So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?

    Geek 1: Of course! Women love artsy foreign movies with subtitles.

    :tongue2: :happy5:
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