Mike Tyson arrested again...

[ekgheiy]

There will always be prison fights...
GMW.

Too bad they won't be televised. Or will they? Perhaps HBO will bring us a <Don LaFontaine> Gritty look at the halls of Cell Block M. The daily struggle of Mike Tyson. Coming Soon. </Don LaFontane>

[Bustardo]

Tyson behaved himself reasonably well while Cus D'amato was alive and able to influence him a bit. It was after he died that he went dogshit crazy.

That said he's a piece of **** now, and I hope he gets whatever he deserves.

[hvyhands81]

This is obviously a set up, the drugs were planted, and a lacking DA who wants to be a job at the DOJ is trying to make a name for himself.

either that or Tyson is just a retard.

[ekgheiy]

...either that or Tyson is just a retard.

Hmm ... let me think on that. You present such a tough choice. :eusa_thin

:icon_lol:

[Bustardo]

I'll take the "Tyson is a retard" option.

[ekgheiy]

I'll take the "Tyson is a retard" option.

Dude, you read my mind. You're such a psychic!! :icon_wink

[jkdbuck76]

That would be premised on thinking that Tyson was at some point in the past a good person. He's always been a thug. He used to mug old ladies before he was "discovered" by Don King for Christ's sake.

Didn't realize that. I thought he was a good kid back when Cus D'amato managed him.

Maricopa County is the "tent city" out there in AZ. The inmates out there get cable TV....Disney channel and the weather channel only.

[ekgheiy]

The inmates out there get cable TV....Disney channel and the weather channel only.

Disney Channel?? That's a little disturbing actually. :new_puppy

[Aleem]

Tyson is a twat.

[jkdbuck76]

Disney Channel?? That's a little disturbing actually. :new_puppy

Good call. Nothing worse than hardened criminals yankin' it to Hanna Montana.


Edit: what do cell doors and buttcheeks have in common?


Mike Tyson hears both getting slammed at bedtime.