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  1. Fighting Cephalopod is offline
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    Submitting 1d6 Investigators per round

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    Look, can we take this thread serious?!!

    --J.D.
    People are not bitching at you for being non-serious in YMAS.

    They are bitching at you for trying to be funny, and failing miserably.

    Stop it.
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    UAAAH!

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    It took you how many hours to come up with that?
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    Фёдор для выигриша! ;)

    Seriously, I'd try to check some of this if I could, but my Russian vocabulary is far too small for me to do any translation work (and I'm in the 300-level, no less). Ah well.
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    Okay guys, take a breather. We don't want any drama, let's all drop it and start again.

    Is Fedor always so...concise? I'm hardly surprised he doesn't think aikido would work in the ring. As for systema, I couldn't read anything into his answer beyond what he said, so Shwarma might well be right.
    Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
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    All right you freakin heathens, just couldn't wait til I got home could you. I'll translate for you.

    Q: Что вы думаете о "система"?
    A: Не понял вопроса.

    Translation:
    Q: What do you think about the "system"?
    A: I don't understand the question.

    If I had to interpret his response, and I am a native speaker of Russian, he doesn't know what System(TM) is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    Nevertheless, I am certain should the yipping cease, and an honest perspective be gained, I will be informed of this.

    Otherwise, further egotistical yipping merely derails this most serious and scholarly thread, for which I will not up with put!

    --J. "A Humble Pooch with Much to Be Humble About" D.

    [Edited to recend to the Textus Receptus.--Ed.]
    Oh Jesus stop. Just stop. I'm telling you this in my full capacity as an Outrageous Funnyman, your comedic senior, a big brother figure you should look up to and one day aspire to be as awesome as: stop. No one's laughing. Despite your perpetual Beer Sombrero [See "Worst Grappler Ever" survey--Ed.], your loud LOOK AT ME I CAN FIT IN!! M4G1C P4NT$ antics, your desperate quivering oh-god-accept-me catchphrase whoring, you remain undeniably unfunny.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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    Boyd wins again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaverickZ
    All right you freakin heathens, just couldn't wait til I got home could you. I'll translate for you.

    Q: Что вы думаете о "система"?
    A: Не понял вопроса.

    Translation:
    Q: What do you think about the "system"?
    A: I don't understand the question.

    If I had to interpret his response, and I am a native speaker of Russian, he doesn't know what System(TM) is.
    Actually, it reads more like "What do you think about a system?" which makes it even more cloudy...:)

    Ну погоди!!

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    One day Dr. X is going to go to a comedy club on open mic night and burn down the house. He'll come onstage in his hilarious Beer Sombrero, take a swig (that'll be his thing, sip a beer every time he makes a joke), and in a low, even voice intone: "Is that your final answer?"

    And the crowd will erupt into applause. I remember that! Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!

    "I love you man!"

    The crowd is roaring. Budweiser! Where does he get this ****!?

    "I'll never let go, Monica Lewinsky!"

    Hysterics! The manager's run from his office to make sure the place isn't on fire! He asks a bouncer who'd been watching the act to repeat the joke, but he can't because no one can tell a Titanic/Monica Lewinsky joke like Dr. X.

    And he waits. He lets the crowd die down, catch their breath. He pauses an unnaturally long time, gazing into the eyes of 500 eager patrons, a slight twinkle and a wry smile. Something's up his sleeve. Something big.

    "Now. Imagine if I wrote down all these jokes...."

    500 people draw in their breath as one...

    "...only I used numbers instead of letters!!!!"

    WHA WHA WHA??!?!?! He can't do that!!!! The man's a loose canon! Someone could get hurt!!! Call the police, alert the national guard, summon LAVATORR because this comedy maverick is just t00 d34dly 4 t3h $t4ndUp c1rcU1t
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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    LAVATORR would reduce Dr. X to a steaming puddle of goo.
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