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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    .... have you confronted him about this?

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    Why can't people like this be erased from the face of the earth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Shi Dist
    He explains how to strengthen the butt muscles by putting a drum stick or book in your butt crack.
    Gotta be true!
    Or that's my years and years of book-bum training all for nothing ...

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    Worse that this exists or I read it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Rooster
    Gotta be true!
    Or that's my years and years of book-bum training all for nothing ...
    "Get a large book you don't want anymore. Insert the book with the spine vertical between the butt cheeks so that they are spread open. Now when the exercise is done, clamp on the book as hard as you possible can. If the book is large enough, you should have no trouble clamping down on it no matter how weak your buttock muscles are."

    legend says teh r34l master uses the Oxford English Dictionary

  5. #15

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    well isnt the butt muscle thing true? I mean it is resistance against the muscle. I havent read the articles so i have no idea why he would even need to.

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    Well, you could just do squats and not look like such a raving idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpe Noctem
    Well, you could just do squats and not look like such a raving idiot.
    Why does that exercise make a person a raving idiot?

    Are you certain squats will have the same effect on the body as the exercise I describe? Are you absolutely certain? Could you describe in depth what you think the exercise I describe does to the body, and how that is the same or different from squats?

    You are after all much smarter than I am, so you should have no trouble explaining things to me.

    It has been a long time since I ran into a group of haters. Do you guys just want to hate, or do you need me to help you understand this stuff?

    If you would listen, I could open your mind to more about kung fu than you ever dreamt of. If you want to be a ring fighter or Bruce Lee, then I can't help you. If you want to know what it means to be a superior human being, and what a superior human being is capable of, I am your man.

    Later.

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    happeh: Please list your medical credentials here for verification.

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    hey...HEY! Anti-masturbation theories aren't ALL bad.

    Farmer Kellogg believed that by eating plain foods young men would not be drawn to masturbation. He then invented Corn Flakes.

    Shortly after his death Frosted Flakes were invented and everyone went back to masturbating =D

    (First part true as read in my human sexuality text book, second part made up for giggles)

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    from: http://www.happeh.com/
    According to Happeh Theory, Excessive Masturbation will lead to blindness in one eye, loss of use of the limbs on one side of the body, development of homosexual feelings, and many other physical and mental health problems. The picture below shows almost exactly how a person who masturbates with the right hand will look, according to Happeh Theory.

    :icon_thum




    http://www.happeh.com/NudeHappehTheo...exMainPage.htm

    From this page....aw man. He just ruined one of my favorite miko lee vids. I can never watch that again. DAMN YOU!!!!


    On the plus side, at least we know this guy does NOT want to produce offspring. Future generations are safe.
    Last edited by danniboi07; 5/30/2008 8:57am at .

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