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    Some guy thinks he's a prophet

    Hai!

    Finally, God has sent us another prophet...

    This guy Mathew Gill states that God has sent him 24 brass plates which are ANOTHER testament of Jesus Christ, and are about the "former inhabitants of the British Isles." Sound familiar? Well his new Church is called 'The Latter-day Church of Jesus Christ'. I only told you all of that crap so I can show you this LOLZ!11!1.

    www.youtube.com/berwood2001

    LOL! a YouTube prophet.

    EDIT: Oh, he also wants to start a commune called 'Zion's Camp' where him and his followers will go and await the rapture.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[yt]c_pDtG4kG6Q

    I think the use of the Pirates of the Caribbean is really helping there message.
    More pressingly, is that an ugly man or an ugly woman?

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    Yeah right! and I'm a monk.

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    I like how he is a minor prophet. Whereas J.Smith found gold plates, this guy only found brass. How's that for humility. Plus, it is hard to walk from Israel to the UK with a gaping wound in your side.
    There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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    You just know that they got up and put their bestest cool clothes on for this video, don't you?

    Anyone who calls themselves a prophet is full of ****.

    The very first time you should consider putting 'prophet' on your business card is when you turn round and can't see anything but followers.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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    Damn, I need to go get those cards made up then.
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    I bet they end up drinking the juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrijl
    Damn, I need to go get those cards made up then.
    Followers, not people trying to run you out of town, dude.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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    Oh. There's a difference? Technically they are following me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrijl
    Oh. There's a difference? Technically they are following me.
    The glass is half full, isn't it?
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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