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    Sadly on Dec 25th, 2003, the great master, Sammy Francis passed away.

    While he was walking down the street, he saw two dogs trying to **** in middle of busy street in MD. So Sammy Francis decide to show world what a great man he is and what a idiot ALex Gong is. So he try to do what a good citizen would, he walk to the dogs and take them apart. As he tried to move the dogs, first dog bite him right into face. As Sammy scream and wiggle while try to use one of his theory base move to fight dog off, however he accidentally kick another dog which enraged it. The enraged dog finally bit his crotch and start to shake its head. As a car approach, trying to run over the dogs. Both dog escaped and the car just ran over Sammy instead. When the driver got out to try help Sammy out, the driver was in big shocked and croak of heart attack.

    As the paramedical team arrives, they announce that the driver, KungFoolss, one of SCARS member to be dead and Sammy croaked when the car ran over him.

    However Sammy just die to prove that SCARS don't work and that any members of SCARS are much dumber than Alex Gong. Sammy is survived by his secret closet homo boyfriend, Ashida Kim who is living with Eric Bristol now because he have no moneys income to live on. Sammy's school has been disband because Sammy die to prove that his theory doesn't work.

    It is a rat eat rat world.

    "A magical place where I have a freakish large penis and I am also the king of the mushroom people." - by Omen Stone
    I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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    Ok man , put down the bottle, you've had enough. i'm serious.

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    I want to live in your world, Fatality.

    Our horse is too dead, our jockey's too big, our trainer's too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference!
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    And the moral of this story is....?

    "You can't cast aspersions on someone because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape, and I'll be damned if I'll let you say something bad about him." - Jerry Seinfeld
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    "And the moral of this story is...?"

    Knick knack, paddywhack, give the dog a bone.

    You can't make a man by standing a sheep on its hindlegs but if you get a group of men together you can create a herd of sheep.

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    THE MORALE OF STORY IS PETERSON/SAMMY/OR WHOEVER IS BEHIND WHOLE SCARS SYSTEM IS NOT EVEN CLOSE AS GOOD, HAVE DONE AS MUCH, OR IS HALF OF THE MAN ALEX GONG IS!

    THE SECOND MORALE OF STORY IS KFSS WON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT DEATH IS UNTIL HE SEE SOMEONE WHO HE HAS BEEN THROWING ALL MONEYS AWAY TO, SUCKING COCK EVERY NIGHT, BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE ASS, AND JOIN THE CULT FOR PETERSON/SAMMY!

    THIRD MORALE IS SCARS MEAN "SPECIAL CHILD ANAL RAPIST SOCIETY" WHICH IS WHY KFSS WOULD BEND OVER AND TAKE EVERY THINGS FROM EVERYONE SO HAPPILY AND LOOK UP ALL STUFF ON MARTIAL ARTIST MOLESTING OR RAPING CHILDREN!!!

    THIS IS FOR DANCING ALL OVER ALEX GONG'S DEATH! YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER FIND OUT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE OR I WILL GIVE YOUR PICTURE TO BBN AND FAIRTEX MEMBERS! ALEX GONG HAS DONE MUCH MORE THAN ANY OF YOUR PREVERT FOLLOWER EVER HAS! HOW COULD YOU JUST DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THAT?

    It is a rat eat rat world.

    "A magical place where I have a freakish large penis and I am also the king of the mushroom people." - by Omen Stone
    I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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    Jeez, you could've just came out and said it. No need to obscure your meaning with weird cracked out hyperbole.

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    "That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos." - Boyd

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    What a strange little man you are.
    The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
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    BEST POST EVAR

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    B3S+ P0ST 3V3|2!!11!!

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