Jiu Jitsu - Sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Posted On:1/04/2007 12:11pm
Style: BJJ, Unauthorized Judo
It helps improve attributes such as (blah, blah, blah)
We train for the street, not the ring.
In my club practicing (insert stupid MA here) my (insert silly title of instructor) taught us (insert the R34L MA of the stupid MA previously inserted).
Here, hold these for me.
Posted On:1/04/2007 12:20pm
Style: jkd concepts
I know I'm new here....
Search function, N00b!
Know of any good schools in (enter city name here)?
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
Posted On:1/04/2007 12:37pm
Style: Muay Thai
..just my 2 cents
I'm grindin' 'till I'm tired...
Posted On:1/04/2007 2:22pm
Style: Judo. Some BJJ/Kickboxing
I'm just gonna rattle off as many as I can think of, sorry in advance for the inevitable duplicates I will list;
-(Sportfighting style) is not a martial art
-Anti-Grappling (not sprawl)
-Interrupt the heartbeat
~Creates bad attitudes (ego)
~Is too dangerous, with our techniques.
-Special Forces/SWAT team training
-Hidden in the Kata
All tapped out, come back later.
"[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
-A.J. Newton, Boxing.
Posted On:1/04/2007 6:29pm
ARGUMENTUM AD LATINUM DICTIONAIRUM
Posted On:1/04/2007 10:09pm
Style: Argumenta ad Rem
Originally Posted by IzzyDaHedgehog
When you said "'Bullshido' Martial Arts Bingo list," I thought you meant one for the actual forums. Entries for the squares would include
how do ----- ?
The list could go on.
Posted On:1/04/2007 10:37pm
Style: TKD,little bit of Judo
"I'm too deadly for the ring" should be added
Posted On:1/04/2007 10:41pm
Style: Losing Weight
how many Doctor X clones are there? There is Doctor Z, Mister X, Mr. X...... holy ****.
Posted On:1/04/2007 11:31pm
Style: Mixed grappling & fencing
there could be a free space in the middle with Ashida Kim's picture in it...
Posted On:1/05/2007 12:20pm
Style: JJ of the B variety
In a real fight...
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