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    Assistance from the snarkier members of Bullshido

    So a friend of mine posted about Corporate Bullshit Bingo... It goes like this:

    Corporate Bullshit Bingo

    Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conferences? Here's a way to change all of that.

    1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x 5" is a good size.
    Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

    2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
    * synergy
    * strategic fit
    * core competencies
    * best practice
    * bottom line
    * revisit
    * take that off-line
    * 24/7
    * out of the loop
    * benchmark
    * value-added
    * proactive
    * win-win
    * think outside the box
    * fast track
    * result-driven
    * empower (or empowerment)
    * knowledge base
    * at the end of the day
    * touch base
    * mindset
    * client focus(ed)
    * paradigm
    * game plan
    * leverage

    3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

    4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"


    Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

    * "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."- Jack W.
    * "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."- David D.
    * "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G.
    * "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours."- Kathleen L



    So it got me wondering... What would comprise a "Bullshido" Martial Arts Bingo list? What would we be looking for if we went to a seminar, or a new school, or a guest teacher came in to teach something?

    I figured since you guys are way more funny and snarky than I could ever be, I open the floor to you.

    Ja

    Rei

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    Didn't so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards

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    When you said "'Bullshido' Martial Arts Bingo list," I thought you meant one for the actual forums. Entries for the squares would include

    M---- P----
    teh street
    teh deadly
    crappling
    how do ----- ?
    Dr. X

    The list could go on.
    sudo make me a sandwich!

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    You've gotta have:

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    Name that Ninja...oh, wait, that's Bullshido Jeopardy.
    Quote Originally Posted by pauli
    i was once told that "do" means wrecking people's **** for your own philosophical betterment.

    Quote Originally Posted by melvin_peebles
    I could be mistaking dumbness for delusion. I'll have to go dig out my DSM IV. It's great to have stumbled upon this site. The rich fauna and flora of mental dysfunction that exists in the martial arts is amazing. It's like the Galapagos.

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    The bottom line is this is an excellent idea!

    The new game plan is to think outside the box and change the paradigm. We can leverage some synergies from the resulting benchmarks for a strategic fit. At the end of the day, by maintaining a client focus, the value added to our best practices could be a "win win" with a result driven knowledge base.

    Our mindset should be proactive. Lets get to work on this 24/7. I want everyone empowered and not left out of the loop. We should fast track this and use each of our core competencies to revisit this offline. We'll touch base tomorrow.
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.

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    From an actual seminar:

    "Did you see that? I just hit him 12 times in 7 seconds." .... turns to uke (who wasnt even hit) and holds the uke's shoulder saying "Are you ok?"

    That one was a bingo right there.
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Lineage can be traced back to.....

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    Just answer the f---ing question, AR549!!

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    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    DerAuslander

    fuckchop

    Just answer the f---ing question, AR549!!

    Fear No Man On Earth
    You HAD to go there didnt you?

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