Retard: A gathering of 2 or more ninjers

**M1K3** · Posted On: 1/06/2007 8:51am

Originally Posted by sochin101

Yes, it is true. We invented doggy-style so we didn't have to look at ugly foreign chicks.

I think MT, kickboxing and boxing are Martial, I just not a real big fan of the art part. Tai Chi is an art.

As for the quote. A frenchman was arrested for necrophila. His defense was "I am sorry your honor, I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was English".

**sochin101** · Posted On: 1/06/2007 8:54am

Originally Posted by M1K3

I think MT, kickboxing and boxing are Martial, I just not a real big fan of the art part. Tai Chi is an art.

As previously stated, Tai Chi is mime... so it is a performance art:icon_wink

As for the quote. A frenchman was arrested for necrophila. His defense was "I am sorry your honor, I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was English".

To be fair, that's probably true.

**M1K3** · Posted On: 1/06/2007 9:00am

Well, back to the real thread. For RBSDers how about a Lunacy. A lunacy of RBSDers. Seeing as they are already lunatics this is not a big leap.

**pauli** · Posted On: 1/06/2007 9:07am

as silly as this thread is, and as much as i dislike the example in the op, i will say that i believe the correct collective noun for jkd'ers is a "bruce."

**sochin101** · Posted On: 1/06/2007 9:11am

I see a Scenario of RBSDers...
"Today, a Scenario of Reality-Based Self-Defencers were forced to call off a demonstration when no-one agreed to grab their lapels"

**M1K3** · Posted On: 1/06/2007 9:21am

Originally Posted by pauli

as silly as this thread is, and as much as i dislike the example in the op, i will say that i believe the correct collective noun for jkd'ers is a "bruce."

This is perfect!

**M1K3** · Posted On: 1/06/2007 9:24am

Originally Posted by sochin101

I see a Scenario of RBSDers...
"Today, a Scenario of Reality-Based Self-Defencers were forced to call off a demonstration when no-one agreed to grab their lapels"

This works for me also, but they are still lunatics. Although when they move on to knife defenses how about a 'casuality'. Then they can be like bugs moving through stages. You start as a scenairo then you move on to casuality.