Here's looking at you, squid.
Posted On:1/03/2007 9:27am
Style: Ke?po, MMA ultra-newb
That's funny, Hannibal, because I kept reading it as "Shamu-jitsu"
By the Hoary Hand of Hoggoth.....
Posted On:1/03/2007 9:30am
Style: JKD & Mok'bara
As in "That's a sham"....yeah, I could go with that as a good description of what it sounds like!
Posted On:1/03/2007 9:33am
Originally Posted by OnceLost
"Do they really smell fear, daddy?"
"Not very often, son. Not very often."
I wish I could claim having coined that use of retard, but I actually read about it here on Bullshido. That said, I will not rest until that usage has become more common than a BB in TKD...
Did you know that the Bujinkan is the world largest retard?
Posted On:1/03/2007 9:38am
I've heard that, yes...but some people claim that there are other retards living in seclusion in secret places all around the world.
And we have a guy here in Florida who operates the world's only pacifist retard. You can join his retard by buying books, and feel free to buy rank recognition from his retard while you're at it!
Posted On:1/03/2007 9:41am
Originally Posted by jew
funny but this friend of mine does it. he asked me to give them all a small class in gound fighting and to my dissappointment they dont know much. but its sort of interesting i guess. they train always at night wearing all black and in shady places. it was kind of odd having to wrestle these nutjobs in the middle of the woods. from what i do know is they work alot on mental techniques, splitting, and i have no idea whatever the hell else, thai sabaki?? the other thing is they move interesting. i think its bullshido, but... i dont know about all these things. I never trained in them is all.
As a troll, you fail miserably. Go swallow your caltrops.
Posted On:1/03/2007 9:47am
Hey, I was enjoying the delusion of how he schooled ninjers!
Posted On:1/03/2007 10:01am
Why would someone be disappointed that a retard of ninjers didn't know groundfighting?
Posted On:1/03/2007 10:18am
But they did it in the dark in the woods, which is, like, 10 times daedlier than teh streatz!
Posted On:1/03/2007 10:26am
Style: CMA,Muay Thai ,Yudo,TKD
Since they are training in the dark, do class times change with the seasons? Imagine at the high point of Summer going to class at like 10pm.
Posted On:1/03/2007 10:44am
"Night falls, like a choked out chunner, and slowly the retard comes together. They come quiety, for their eco-friendly hybrid engines make only as much noise as a warlord's final breath as they drive slowly into the park. There, in the darkness, the entire retard gathers to honor their ancestors. It is a short training session, though, for most of the retard has an 8:00 curfew and those who don't want to get home in time to watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."
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