Shimu-jitsu

**jew** · Posted On: 1/02/2007 5:07pm

anyone ever head of this??? Shimu jitsu. googled it came up nothing. shimu is a small area in japan is all i know. is it bullshido?

**Virus** · Posted On: 1/02/2007 5:11pm

Where did you hear of it?

Yeah it sucks. I don't need to know anything about it to know that.

**hoodedmonk** · Posted On: 1/02/2007 5:15pm

Originally Posted by jew

anyone ever head of this??? Shimu jitsu. googled it came up nothing. shimu is a small area in japan is all i know. is it bullshido?

Hell no! I do carson jitsu. Carson is a small area in wa. state

**jew** · Posted On: 1/02/2007 5:24pm

funny but this friend of mine does it. he asked me to give them all a small class in gound fighting and to my dissappointment they dont know much. but its sort of interesting i guess. they train always at night wearing all black and in shady places. it was kind of odd having to wrestle these nutjobs in the middle of the woods. from what i do know is they work alot on mental techniques, splitting, and i have no idea whatever the hell else, thai sabaki?? the other thing is they move interesting. i think its bullshido, but... i dont know about all these things. I never trained in them is all.

**Virus** · Posted On: 1/02/2007 5:26pm

See I was right.

**hoodedmonk** · Posted On: 1/02/2007 5:34pm

Originally Posted by jew

funny but this friend of mine does it. he asked me to give them all a small class in gound fighting and to my dissappointment they dont know much. but its sort of interesting i guess. they train always at night wearing all black and in shady places. it was kind of odd having to wrestle these nutjobs in the middle of the woods. from what i do know is they work alot on mental techniques, splitting, and i have no idea whatever the hell else, thai sabaki?? the other thing is they move interesting. i think its bullshido, but... i dont know about all these things. I never trained in them is all.

OH! ninjitsu yep I've heard of that virus was right, it sucks!

**OnceLost** · Posted On: 1/03/2007 8:25am

it was kind of odd having to wrestle these nutjobs in the middle of the woods.

They were just trying to be realistic in their training. You know, adding pine cones and ants to the broken glass, teeth, and needles that litter the ground when you grapple...

I'm impressed, though. Not many people I've met have actually trained with a retard of ninjers.

I've made it my goal in 2007 to popularize the use of the word 'retard' as meaning a group of ninjers, like a pod of whales or a herd of cattle.

**Ronin.74** · Posted On: 1/03/2007 8:34am

Originally Posted by OnceLost

They were just trying to be realistic in their training. You know, adding pine cones and ants to the broken glass, teeth, and needles that litter the ground when you grapple...

I'm impressed, though. Not many people I've met have actually trained with a retard of ninjers.

I've made it my goal in 2007 to popularize the use of the word 'retard' as meaning a group of ninjers, like a pod of whales or a herd of cattle.

I'd +rep you for this post if I could.

"Look son! It's a retard of Ninjers. Don't stare though, if they think we can see them they will run away."

**OnceLost** · Posted On: 1/03/2007 9:19am

"Do they really smell fear, daddy?"

"Not very often, son. Not very often."

I wish I could claim having coined that use of retard, but I actually read about it here on Bullshido. That said, I will not rest until that usage has become more common than a BB in TKD...