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    "So what is BJJ?"

    Me and a couple of friends are at our NYE party, talking about a few moves from different styles, effectiveness and whatnot, and BJJ keeps cropping up. Another friend with pretty much no MA knowledge suddenly pipes up with:

    So what is Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu? Is it like Jiu-Jitsu with less pubic hair?
    Best quote of 2006 IMO.

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    are brazilians less hairy than the japanese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leere_form
    are brazilians less hairy than the japanese?
    A brazilian is a wax job in which all the pubic hair is removed.
    Dedicated to legs and the disrespecting thereof.

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    I make it a rule to avoid talking about martial arts in social situations. It only leads to awkwardness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liffguard
    A brazilian is a wax job in which all the pubic hair is removed.
    EEEHHH!! Wrong! A brazilian is what comes after trillion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leere_form
    are brazilians less hairy than the japanese?
    Get some metro.

    Brazilians wax their junk. Japanese just scramble their pixels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liffguard
    A brazilian is a wax job in which all the pubic hair is removed.
    sounds ... painful. thanks for enlightening me though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaverickZ
    I make it a rule to avoid talking about martial arts in social situations. It only leads to awkwardness.
    Probably a good idea.
    Whoever asked that stupid question must have been joking. Not that it would surprise me that someone would be dumb enough to ask a silly question like that, it just sounds like he would be some drunk moron baiting you.

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    Actually that is the same thing a couple people said to me when it was brought up in a recent get-together. It's probably a standard joke :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaverickZ
    EEEHHH!! Wrong! A brazilian is what comes after trillion.
    I was going to post the Pres. Bush joke here, but I will just say the key line. HOW MANY IS A BRAZILIAN?

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