8/01/2003 2:48pm, #1
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats
- Join Date
- Jun 1998
- Cow Town
- MMA (Retired)
Place: Submission wrestling tournament, standard sub wrestling rules.
You're the guy on the bottom. The guy on top, is a BJJ Purple Belt and very good at using his weight to achieve/maintain positions.
What do you do?
Seriously, what would you do?
8/01/2003 2:53pm, #2
Umm, cry and say: "I'm just a little girl! Don't hurt me!"
Seriously, I get some elbows and knees in there and get the guy OFF!! Though I'm lucky -- I am unlikely to ever be outweighed this badly in a tournament.
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8/01/2003 2:57pm, #3
1. Tap . . . Just Tap and get him off . . .
2. If that doesn't work, offer to slip him a 50 if he won't attempt a full mount.
8/01/2003 2:57pm, #4
8/01/2003 3:12pm, #5
Distract him with a bucket of Colonel Sander's Original Recipe Honey Barbequed Ragin' Cajun Southwestern Ranch Spicy Salsa chicken.
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8/01/2003 3:17pm, #6
Damn.....lol"All warfare is based on deception." -Sun Tzu, ca. 400BC
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8/01/2003 3:29pm, #7
- Join Date
- Jun 2003
with his man boobs hanging down like that i would reach up and give a purple nurple, being sure to watch out for the keylock.
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8/01/2003 3:33pm, #8
the first thing i would do is bite a fukking hole in one of this guys four stomaches.
his right upper food compartment is right there for the guy to punture. other wise, i would grab his tit and twist it like no tomorrow.
the fukking guy is a friggin MOOSE.
8/01/2003 3:33pm, #9
I'd be flattenned!
" Distract him with a bucket of Colonel Sander's Original Recipe Honey Barbequed Ragin' Cajun Southwestern Ranch Spicy Salsa chicken."
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8/01/2003 4:06pm, #10
If you can scoot your hips out from under THAT, I would pay for a video tape of it. One sure as hell couldn't bridge him off. His vicitim also looks liike he is about to pop and on top of that, about to get keylocked. Maybe the ripping feeling in his arm will make him forget about the broken ribs he just got.
He should have just americana-ed himself to start the match and get it over with.