Day Tripper/Dream Weaver
Posted On:8/01/2003 4:13pm
Style: Shorei-ryu & Kumdo & TKD
Simple, I use my SCARS training. It's simple. Duh!!!
Jeremy M. Talbott
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Jeremy M. Talbott
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Originally Posted by hangooknamja88
My definition of Ki is our energy. it's rather hard to explain it in words. It's not some mystical type of energy like white people...
Posted On:8/01/2003 4:33pm
I don't think having your arms and legs absorbed beneath a quivering blob of man-flesh can be considered "the guard".
Posted On:8/02/2003 10:02am
Try to shrimp, get guard or get to your knees. But I do agree that bridging is out of the question.
"Actually, when practiced properly, such and such art causes oceans to rise and cities to fall and the great Pharoh's army to shudder beneath your might." -- Boyd
The man they call FoM
Posted On:8/03/2003 8:36pm
Wait for him to die of a heart attack, then go for mount.
The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
Posted On:8/03/2003 11:22pm
I'd tap out and proceed to find a martial art where I don't have to grabass on the floor with sweaty fat men.
Posted On:8/03/2003 11:35pm
You KNOW the only reason he's a purple is because since they haven't even THOUGHT of a weightclass for his ass, he just enters the Absolute division and rapes everyone with his massive folds. Imagine if you shot in and he sprawled. You would die on the spot.
"That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos." - Boyd
Posted On:8/04/2003 1:28am
Why not grab a big chunk of his chest hair and yank on it?
Posted On:8/04/2003 1:29am
HOLY ****...SCREWED, just defend like hell against the full mount, but i think when the dudes that big and has u in side control, little u can do to reverse the position, in the streets u can twist those man boobs to get out definitely...
RAAAAAAR! Fear the Tiger!
Posted On:8/04/2003 1:34am
Style: Karate/Muay Thai
Is that...THE BIG SHOW?!? Does Vince know about this violation of his contract?
"it always brings a smile to my face to know that there are people who jack off to the idea of being run over by their Dodge" - Boyd 25/07/2003
"Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine
Posted On:8/04/2003 1:35am
but cant really see the dude's left arm, hope he still has it free to defend, and not trapped between the fat dudes legs (which would add insult to injury)...but inevitable kimura or americana in the next 10 seconds...
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