12/17/2006 4:10am, #1
Spitfire... I just don't know what to say... they have it all...
Straight from the hardcore back alley of Camp Hill, PA...
West Shore Academy of Martial Arts
3548 Old Gettysburg Road
Camp Hill, PA 17011
Good god.. 10 year old black belts, "ninja sword" weapon masters... perhaps my favorite is that they even bother to draw a distinction between belt rankings of these children. The one that's the most amusing among all the Black belt adolescents is the kid whose belt says "High Yellow"... I wonder if they have a mulatto or mixed descent belt?
Check this guy out...
^^^^^^^^^^I think this guy is the culprit responsible for this... stuff... ^^^^^^^^^
I really hope nobody found this first. This is solid gold.A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
12/17/2006 4:16am, #2
It's just so bad, it's AWESOME! I wonder what those kid's "black belts" are in anyway? They don't ever say what martial art any of these kids practice do they?
Do they just assume that every martial art that uses a belt ranking system is Karate? And do they jsut assume that all Karate is the same... I don't know the answers to any of those questions... but I don't really care because I'm proof positive that whatever answer they have is just as lame as their outfits and craptacular bios. This is so a lose-lose situation for these kids.A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
12/17/2006 4:23am, #3
They're a very androgenous group.
12/17/2006 5:19am, #4
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Sheffield, England
- Student Jutsu
That sword in the above picture is a wallhanger that retails with the other two in it's set for about £25 ($40?). I've broken two just through doing basic cutting movements. If that's the standard of weapon they are training with then it is dangerous and probably substandard instruction."Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
"Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
"I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
"Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
"Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
"More God delusions." - DAYoung
"Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta
12/17/2006 6:18am, #5
Not many know this but goggles are the counter to t3h ninj3r d34dly sand throwing technique.
12/17/2006 7:53am, #6
Originally Posted by Virus
- Join Date
- Feb 2006
- Melbourne, Australia
- Bujutsu / Muay Thai / MMA
Iscariot is right about the swords...The one with the square tsuba was retailing on Ebay with the other two in its set plus stand for 30 australian dollars...one clang with that and there will be steel shards flying left and right...oh yeah mums and dads, you want to be handing your hard earned dollars to this guy...
12/17/2006 8:06am, #7
The sad thing is....these kids (especially the team captain, just look at his uber seriousness) and their parents, probably think that they can defend themselves.
12/17/2006 8:13am, #8
goggles? maybe they're going to do polar bears after the big ninja camp photo shoot?
12/17/2006 8:26am, #9
- Join Date
- Aug 2005
- United Kingdom.
I challenge them to a Guitar duel.
12/17/2006 8:27am, #10
I thought someone was discussing one of these..
"To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".