Oil Check Earns Wrestler a Rape Charge

**HANKtheTANK** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 3:51pm

umm...i had someone locked in a triangle choke once, and I felt a thumb probing my anus.....needless to say, i let go of the submission immediately...and rolled away......albeit, ready to soccer kick his ass...but thats besides the point

**bob** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 4:07pm

Originally Posted by Cullion

Grappling is gay. There's no point pretending otherwise. It doesn't look _anything like_ what happens when some dumbass drunk takes a swing at you in a bar, so stop pretending it's all about 'realistic self-defence'. It's gay. Totally, totally LIBERACE gay. Accept it.

He's right, everyone knows that 'Rear Naked Choke' is just a euphemism for 'Reach Around'.

**Neildo** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 4:20pm

**HANKtheTANK** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 4:22pm

Originally Posted by bornsceptic

He's right, everyone knows that 'Rear Naked Choke' is just a euphemism for 'Reach Around'.

ahh, it all makes sense now

the main purpose of this so-called RNC is mainly for the reach around
the choke itself is just a fetish bonus for those sexual asphyxiation lovers

**antman** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 6:45pm

who are the accusers?

**UpaLumpa** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 7:15pm

Originally Posted by Neildo

Do you have the photoshoped one of them in the tub together?
Hilarious, but I can't find it.

**Judah Maccabee** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 7:25pm

The oil check is a legit move for Turkish oil wrestling because they're all slathered in oil, so the only handles they have is either grabbing their junk or sticking a finger in their ass.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 7:59pm

Hahaha..ha...ha...

Which UFC fighter do you think will throw the first sexual assault file?

**wingchundo** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 8:01pm

This is a legitimate move. I know because I trained it exclusively after looking at this tutorial: http://www.mmalibrary.com/tech_display.asp?id=238

But now no one will train with me! CRY.

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 12/14/2006 8:26pm

Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity

I always thought the oil check move was a bit of a joke. Whats the real legitimate purpose of sticking your thumb in someones keister?

I'm sure it's in no way an attempt to justify an obviously openly homosexual act made by sexually frustrated adolescant males suffering from certain confused feelings they get when rolling on the mat.

Because they're definately not gay.

No way. It was a joke.

Anyway, you're the taker so that makes you the fag not me.