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Posted On:
12/11/2006 8:18pm
Style: Student Jutsu--
Coda doesn't have an ITF qualification does he?Tae-Kwon-Do - "Way of the Foot and Fist"
ITF (International Tae-kwon-do Federation) Tae-kwon-do under the Jhoon Rheen system. Fighting is geared toward street application rather than Olympic style sparring.
That's newBasic Gun Safety and application
OK, I'll bite, what's "Ooga Booga"?Ooga Booga (ask a staff member)
Where is the Anti-Coda? Has he resumed his prostrate postion on the bathroom floor of a Ninja?"Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
"Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
"I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
"Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
"Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
"More God delusions." - DAYoung
"Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta
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All Out of Bubblegum
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Posted On:
12/11/2006 8:27pm
Style: Losing Weight--
Attendance is very important, as well as performance in school. If a student is not attending class regularly their privileges will be reduced and their candidacy for their next promotion revoked. All students (Public and College) are required to maintain at least a "C" average or academic suspension will be enacted. Of course things come up and students have lives away form the dojo, we ask that if possible, please let a staff member know ahead of time when you will be absent.
If some fucker told me that i couldnt train freshman year cause i missed classes, some **** would have went down. What a fake moral-turd sandwich.
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Posted On:
12/11/2006 8:30pm
Style: Student Jutsu--
As a point, Coda didn't write this stuff, or if it did it's been thoroughly proofchecked and editing. Potter probably made it legible for those of us who speak English.
"Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
"Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
"I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
"Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
"Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
"More God delusions." - DAYoung
"Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta
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The Bottom Brick
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Posted On:
12/11/2006 8:34pm
Style: BJJ, Ju-Jitsu--
Aikido- "Way of Water and Stone"
A free flowing system of rolls and throws that emphasize manipulation of the wrists and using ones opponents own force in which to overcome their attackLOL!!! those dont even need any editorializingThis Dojo is one of peace, where peace is indoctrinated into all that is taught. Respect is at all times. We teach many styles but only one thing in paramount. Each person training here is a part of large family and we trust each other. We will work to set a good example, and teach others that there is a better way. No one has to live in fear, or weakness, Neither does one have to live in Competition, or Ego."Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!" -
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Posted On:
12/11/2006 8:38pm
Style: Student Jutsu--
Really, where?
Originally Posted by polishillusion
Of the English words in there I can't spot a single mistake. There's some errors in formatting and grammar, and the obvious problem of things like 'Ju Jit Su' but apart from that I can't spot anything. I think Coda's written the original draft and then Potter's checked and rewritten it. Of the people I know there, only Potter has that level of writing."Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
"Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
"I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
"Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
"Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
"More God delusions." - DAYoung
"Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta















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Posted On:
12/11/2006 8:13pm
Style: Losing Weight
Coda Scott is at it again!