Girl Scouts learn the manly art of self defense...

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 7/30/2003 12:36pm

Girl Scouts learn self-defense tips

By:BILL RETTEW, JR. , brettew@phoenixvillenews.com

07/30/2003

PHOENIXVILLE - Several local Girl Scouts learned self-defense strategies from martial arts instructors at Park Day on Tuesday evening in Andre Thornton Park. Husband and wife martial arts instructors Mike and Janine Roe taught the girls how to fight off an attacker. "Just keep hitting them," said Mike. "There are no rules. Use whatever works. There's a thousand ways to do this." He warned the girls to always be prepared and said, "If you're going to do it, do it and don't go halfway. "It's not about being fair, it's about being safe."

Mike displayed how to properly attack the eyes, ears, nose and groin when accosted. He said that even Arnold Schwarzenegger is no stronger in those body areas than the girls themselves. He also told the girls to lacquer and grow their finger nails a quarter of an inch for better protection. Every scenario that Mike ended with the girls defending themselves and then "running for it." Participant Fawn Sheplock said that she "learned a lot of new things" and that learning basic self-defense is "good for girls to help protect themselves." Instructor Janine Roe said that she enjoys the challenge of teaching children the art of self-defense.

"We have to explain in concrete ways," she said. "It's demanding because they have a lot of energy. They show their appreciation right away." "Although it doesn't feel good to hurt somebody," Mike told the girls. "You have to be prepared and willing."

The self-defense class was part of Park Day festivities.

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**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 7/30/2003 12:38pm

I guess that's one way to protect those cookies they have to sell. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

**Fatality Dragon** · Posted On: 7/30/2003 2:50pm

Do you consider bitch slapping a manly arts? DO Scars teach bitch slapping?

It is a rat eat rat world.

"A magical place where I have a freakish large penis and I am also the king of the mushroom people." - by Omen Stone

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 7/30/2003 10:51pm

Do you consider bitch slapping a manly arts? DO Scars teach bitch slapping?

(Chuckles) No, I'm afraid you'll only find that sort of behavior among the amateurs in the stylistic arts. I believe they refer to it as "sparring."

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 7/30/2003 11:09pm

So you guys go and kill people to prove your techniques? After all, you guys arent theory based.

Where is all this vitriol stemming from Osiris? Believe it or not, but I never owned a colored man nor do I ever intend to. As a matter of fact, I was thinking of checking out the Nation of Islam, you know, those black thugs who wear a bow tie going around preaching their hatred of Jews and whites. That way you will be better able to relate to me as a fellow "brother." <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 7/31/2003 12:55am

No beef. Im just curious to know how many people youve killed.

Stylists tend to die inside a little bit each time I post a stellar response to their idiot inquiries.

I need to keep high standards.

...and what standards would those be? Can I assume your Mcthrowdown is factored into those standards?

Anyway, why NOI?

Why? Why you ask? Surely, a smart fellow such as yourself knows that the Nation of Islam is a hotbed for spewing American hatred and anti-semitic slogans. Hell, whenever I see a colored man wearing a muslim cap, I can't help but think, "Why are American patriots getting all wound up over the events of 9/11? These guys are harmless."

Hey, didn't a black muslim sergeant in the US Army get busted for fragging his commanding officers in Iraq. I'm sure it was all a big misunderstanding, it must have been his way of lodging a complaint against a group of white guys whose ancestors probably owned colored slaves in the past.

**Phoenix** · Posted On: 7/31/2003 1:06am

"Can I assume your Mcthrowdown is factored into those standards?"

Why don't you make an appearance there and see for yourself? I'm sure Os wouldn't mind.

"You can't cast aspersions on someone because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape, and I'll be damned if I'll let you say something bad about him." - Jerry Seinfeld

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 7/31/2003 1:26am

Why don't you make an appearance there and see for yourself? I'm sure Os wouldn't mind.

I don't know, after you've seen one TKD nut who thinks he can fight, you've pretty much seen them all.

**Phoenix** · Posted On: 7/31/2003 1:28am

"I don't know, after you've seen one TKD nut who thinks he can fight, you've pretty much seen them all."

Ouch!

"You can't cast aspersions on someone because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape, and I'll be damned if I'll let you say something bad about him." - Jerry Seinfeld

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 7/31/2003 1:31am

I understand your point about NOI, but NOGE does it so much better. Supreme mathematics is fucking awesome. I reccomend that you join them instead. Do the knowledge. Power Equality.

Wow, are they the same group of people that believes the Egyptians were black and flew in machines around the time the great pyramids were being built? I love those guys. Knowledge is Powerful...<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>