Thread: Lethal-blow-to-the-nosebone myth
12/06/2006 10:23am, #81Originally Posted by oldman34
Cause we all know Doc don't work for much more than a handful of the shiny ones!
12/06/2006 3:07pm, #82
We dont call 'em nickels. We call 'em 5 penny shiners.
I tried to get some out of the ATM but it kept saying I had to enter multiples of ten. I put in .20, .30 , .40 ,. 50
and it still wouldnt do it. Fucking new fangled money givers.
12/06/2006 4:06pm, #83Originally Posted by oldman34
"911 what is your emergency?"
"Yeah I done put my card into that there money machines and it ain't given me no money back!"
"Sir, this is 911...."
"Yeah I know that but see I put the card in and then some money and all I gots was this bubble gum!"
"Sir, 911 is for emergencies..."
"I know that I just want y'all ta know. It don't taste good s'all I'm saying."
"What doesn't taste good sir?"
"The bubble gum, it tastes all rubbery and stuff. Plus who wants to eat bubble gum named after that deetective from the show in Hah-why-eee?"
"Magnum, didn't know he made bubble gum, but I can blow one hell of a bubble with it!"
PS - Honestly Phrost what do we have to do on this thread to get it deleted or moved to TrollShido?!?
12/06/2006 4:55pm, #84
Well, okay, the first half is fantastic.
Just cut everything after my magnificent post. . . .
That should be a rule or something.
12/07/2006 9:17am, #85
Not to get this post back on topic or anything, but a co-worker just sent me the '06 Darwin Awards, which had this honorable mention:
1st RUNNER-UP: Doctors at Portland University Hospital said an Oregonman shot through the skull by a hunting arrow is lucky to be alive and will be released soon from the hospital.
Tony Roberts, 25, lost his right eye last weekend during an initiation into a men's rafting club, Mountain Men Anonymous (probably known now as Stupid Mountain Men Anonymous) in Grants Pass, Oregon.
A friend tried to shoot a beer can off his head, but the arrow entered Robert's right eye. Doctors said that had the arrow gone 1 millimeter to the left, a major blood vessel would have been cut and Roberts would have died instantly.
Neurosurgeon, Doctor Johnny Delashaw, at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels. Delashaw also said that had Roberts tried to pull the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself.
Roberts admitted afterwards that he and his friends had been drinking that afternoon.
Said Roberts, "I feel so dumb about this." No charges have been filed, but the Josephine County district attorney's office said the initiation stunt is under investigation.