Lethal-blow-to-the-nosebone myth

**Askari** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 7:58pm

I go away for an hour and everyone is sleeping around? I'm feeling left out. Someone needs to ride herd on this crowd, or hire a referee.

I wonder if Cecil Peoples is available to award a lifetime achievement award or something.

**TKD Black Belt** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 8:02pm

Originally Posted by Askari

I wonder if Cecil Peoples is available to award a lifetime achievement award or something.

Should I run with the 'early stoppage' or 'questionable score card' joke?

TKD

**oldman34** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 8:05pm

Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt

Now, as you Oldman, would you do me the favour of asking your wife to quit calling. It isn't so much that I mind the additional attention but the very fact that her voice is almost indistinguishable from a man's makes it hard to explain the messages away. As for shots of her 'beaver' well any moron with half a brain and a few minutes to kill can find more than enough pictures of her with a simple google search.

TKD

Done...anything else you need?

BTW...her voice is HUSKY.....sheesh, fucking Canadians.

**Askari** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 8:12pm

Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt

Should I run with the 'early stoppage' or 'questionable score card' joke?

Getting 'early stoppage' complaints lately? Or just finding it too difficult to pass the guard and willingly giving up the points?

**DevonHartigan** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 8:21pm

Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt

Ah, that's cause you forgot to read the New Member section. A quick read through will set you up nicely.

TKD

Dude... are you coming on to me?

**Doctor X** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 8:21pm

Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt

Doc. X, You're right that would have been the more appropriate phrasing but then again I'm Irish Catholic and we're not known for our Japanese skills as a general rule.

Tá fáilte romhat!

:eng101:

--J.D.

**TKD Black Belt** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 8:44pm

Originally Posted by DevonHartigan

Dude... are you coming on to me?

Not unless you're a tall Nordic blonde named Inga.....

TKD

PS - Doc, my favourite Gaelic phrase which actually relates well to this site is:

Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón.

hmmm, maybe this needs to work its way into my sig.....

**Askari** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 8:59pm

Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón.

It is many a time that a man's posting broke his nose?

There I fixed the translation for you....Grin.

**DevonHartigan** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 9:03pm

Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt

Not unless you're a tall Nordic blonde named Inga.....

Well...I am Nordic, but the rest I can't help you with. And nothing better than posting pictures of hot girls, to state that you aren't gay, so I will follow your example.

**BRUCE PEE** · Posted On: 12/04/2006 9:48pm

Or what about the guy hows roomate shot him in the head with a crossbow while he was sleeping and woke up and noticed it in the mirror.And i agree that the impact it self that is hard enought to break the nose bone could cause death but not instant death