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    Nunchuks Suck and Here Are the Videos to Prove it!

    You knew how this had to begin.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMVQe-Wl3OI

    The deadly fierocity of TKD nunchuk action, note the skillful swing done over the head of one brave volunteer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yay5GNwTaM

    Note the astoundingly combat effective tosses mixed into his brutal display of martial skill- yeah, that's how you clobber the enemy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uffqCmHRs78

    This chick probably has the most effective nunchuk skills in this whole thread.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-bLYTfQobY

    Thank you Martial Arts Trickz.com..... thank you so much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axXWNme_ms

    Little girls doing forms to techno.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKgsVdgqNA

    And again.... only this time its XTREME!

    Oh lord, all the kiaiing..... how did the audience not explode?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAet0nsJo8Q

    But none of those little girls have anything on t3h d34dly 4s14|\| gurl!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcAtD_i4s-4

    Seriously, Emo-chucks. Seriuosly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGRhqVVX1UI

    Scream for to be great warrior whilst we chant your name and clip, GREAT WARRIOR!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLCnhWa59RI

    The call me Bruce, Bruce Paste-lee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYNLcFnSxPg

    This video would be better without the text, just as gay, but better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Gq85kk1g4

    Ya gots to recoop it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVfJTJXxC8

    Ya, ****'n deadly- what is it with nunchuk twits and throwing the damn things in the air?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FLNJHc6UE

    HA HA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmwSRw3Nsu8

    I am.... threatened? She should mosh like that.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8TNayyFWAs

    I am honestly without words.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJJ1vPiVscY

    Yeah, nunchuks are pretty much best for raving.

    And by "best" I mean "makes you look like a twit".

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3h2gWVdbI

    Most combat effective nunchuk there is. Pretty much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9nIDN3YuG4

    It's a wonder this weapon doesn't inspire more shock and awe in those who face it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxkhDh-yXsU

    One ticket to hell please.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA9hosTg9HM

    This is from "Death Studio" so it must be extra hard core.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMgT2SMKQTg

    Yeah, let's all rush out and buy this guy's video. Though to his credit his video actually involves more than one person.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IlouzeKsO4

    Ryukyu Kobujutsu - Nunchaku

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GEGrO3Th50

    You have got to be fucking kidding me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0cRl_Wxrco

    Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, but at least it looks like they actually sort of spar with chucks..... weird.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shv4OlvlOHs

    Well, I think that should be enough of a start to this the Nunchuks Suck Month Official Video of Nunchuk Disaster Thread.

    Trust me, there are thousands of these things out on youtube; it seems no idiot with a pair of chucks and webcam can ressist posting him or herself doing their nunchuk freestyle...... Ugh.

    This plague must be stopped.

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    I'm grindin' 'till I'm tired...

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    That little girl was amazing with those flips and kicks - what martial art has those? Because it's clearly better than stupid ol' MMA.

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    i wonder if the dog brothers have ever played nunchaku..

    i hear they've played with bokken, as painful as that could be, so why not?

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    Damn you bruce lee, for making these people think that they must be shirtless whilst nunchucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leere_form
    i wonder if the dog brothers have ever played nunchaku..

    i hear they've played with bokken, as painful as that could be, so why not?
    Supposedly there's videos from gatherings where people brought nunchuks against the usual kali sticks and got beaten down. Anyone have them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leere_form
    i wonder if the dog brothers have ever played nunchaku..

    i hear they've played with bokken, as painful as that could be, so why not?
    Yes. They've had nunchaku and 3SS at their events.

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    Videos of contact sparring in China:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...734&q=nunchaku
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...545&q=nunchaku

    Nunchaku is later in each video.

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    Nunchucks are a fantastic weapon as long as rent a cop shopping security does not kick your ass for for bringing them to the mall.


    "Be still and stop skirming so you can recieve the energy of my Nunchuks"

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    screw that i pull out the bear mace like Dog the bounty hunter brah. Clearly these videos prove that taking your shirt of and doing nuchaku makes you a complete badass. The chinese sparring vids were cool but noone will comment on them because its a CMA and not muay thai so there fore its not cool
    Last edited by HwangJangLee; 12/01/2006 1:25am at .

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    Nunchucks suck when put in the hand of someone who sucks and calls them "nunchucks".

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