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  1. JohnnyCache is offline
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    There's nothing WRONG with careworn but clean and serviceable gear. I'm not saying you SHOULD raise tuition (I actually think you should refund it) to buy new equipment - just that the newest, shiniest **** is what rates the top rankings. Best is best, no matter what rationale you have for not having it. I guess you don't get that about gear, just like you don't get it about, say, grappling. There are plenty of lower numbers on a 1-10 scale that can represent "Pretty good for the money we have to work with" The points you take off that could go on "atmosphere" - since the place is less commercial and that's cool and all - but you've already awarded yourself a ten.

    The wide pic does border on entry vandalism - something the poster doesn't need help with. I'm not sure how I feel about blind-rating a gym I've never been to just because the poster is . . . well, as he is. What I do wonder about - and it hasn't yet come up in these reviews - is do we let people give glowing A+++ !! ratings to schools they run, or is that "buy an ad" territory?
    Last edited by JohnnyCache; 12/01/2006 9:31pm at .
    There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
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    It's pretty beat up, but it is a complete copy....

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    OK, I would go down to 6 on equipment, but I do offer a Wooden Dummy and alot of extras not available most places. I dropped Atmosphere to 9, even though we do get the top people in our organization here. as usual, Johny is correct. I changed a few more as well, even though I am just going by the ratings guide. (edit: lowered even more since)

    I would go over to Boyds school and give it all 1's, just to **** with him, but he's such a lazy troll he didn't bother to even Review his.

    Here is my current Gi, used to scare real grapplers on Halloween. I can't find my white belt so I just tied on a Red Sash as a tribute to WC. It would be a shame to retire this beauty...





    Last edited by Dr._Tzun_Tzu; 12/16/2006 3:20pm at . Reason: spelling

    "If anything is gained from this, it should be you both wanting to get better so you can make up for how crappy you are now." KidSpatula about the Sirc vs DTT Gong Sau Event
    Until the Bulltube is fixed:
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  3. RunningDog is offline
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    I just un-ignored you DTT, and saw that picture, it was a shock I can tell you.
    Sorry your review got sabotaged.
    Has anyone else reviewed the dojo they actually run?
  4. Boyd is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashion SWAT
    This is the last thing a chicken sees before it's fucked to death.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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    It's pretty beat up, but it is a complete copy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningDog
    Has anyone else reviewed the dojo they actually run?
    It is the place I train at.

    While I do let my garage be a training facility and I do take the responcibility of paying the EBMAS fees and maintain the instruction elements, it is also where I train. I lose money doing this, so it is not a very good business model. It really is just one of Emin Boztepes many schools.

    I get hit in the face as much as anyone else.

    "If anything is gained from this, it should be you both wanting to get better so you can make up for how crappy you are now." KidSpatula about the Sirc vs DTT Gong Sau Event
    Until the Bulltube is fixed:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr._Tzun_Tzu
    Disreguarding the fact that it is simply a still photo image, I have allready pushed said
    drunken idiot Rugby player down with a hand and put one leg back.
    Have you ever, in fact, watched a game of rugby? Shockingly, rugby players, if they intend to put you down, come at you with some force and speed. They do not bend over at the waist and stumble blindly in your general direction.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr._Tzun_Tzu
    Why praytell would I
    sacrifice my balance and sprawl tieing up my arms into underhooks and commite myself to
    the ground/grapple game when I still have an open shot at the neck?
    Since when does sprawling commit you to the ground? Sprawl (which you now apparently do, wasn't it just the obvious implementation of your centre-wu-sau-line-buggle principle that we were just too dumb to understand?) using your forearms on his shoulders, no underhooks required, and knee him repeatedly in the dome. You could even elbow his spine at this point, if you absolutely must.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr._Tzun_Tzu
    But you are correct
    sir, if he isn't driven under me by this motion my next move is a sprawl. But you see, in this
    instance the movement shown earlier on the Grappling horse dummy was effictive enough,
    due to the powerful striking forces developed on the dummy, that drunken idiot who tackled
    was shoved low enough that a sprawl was not needed.
    So essentially, this is a specialist defence for a totally worthless attack. If a guy tries to tackle you in a totally ineffective manner, unload your deadly elbow on his brainstem, and if he comes at you with some actual intent, waste your chance at sprawling out by dicking around with elbow strikes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr._Tzun_Tzu
    My left hand is also
    begining a neck crank, which I would do instead of the nice and friendly sporting underhook.
    Shockingly, the underhook is the first step in the actual useful neck crank/turnover from this position.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr._Tzun_Tzu
    Can you as a grappling Nut ridder (or North/Souther from now on)comprehend that there
    can be a few more things tried before the sprawl?
    No, there aren't. Because if someone shoots/tackles (as in actually attempts to take you down) they do it quickly. You do not have enough time to try a complex chain of alternatives because you find grappling disasteful, you have enough to sprawl or get taken down. If you absolutely must use a strike, for god's sake make it a knee, but you're still several times more likely to go down than knock him out.
  7. Boyd is offline
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    To reiterate, because I know Dr. Chickenfucker won't notice the first time around:

    From the sprawl, you can:

    --Stand up and soccer kick them in the head
    --Secure a front headlock and rain down knees
    --Spin around and take the back
    --Choke them out with a guillotine

    From standing, particularly as you were, you can:

    --Get taken down

    And yes, as Mr. Burn said initially, the fact that you actually believe you can try multiple counters over the course of a single shot betrays a complete lack of grappling knowledge. Have you ever had a really good wrestler shoot on you? You barely have time to try a real defense, let alone any of that FIRST HE HAS TO GET PAST MY LONG-DISTANCE WEAPONS--THAT IS, MY LEAD STANCE KICK, THEN IF HE CAN MOVE PAST THAT HE'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT MY MEDIUM-RANGE STRIKES, FOLLOWED MY KNEES AND ELBOWS, THEN FOREARMS, AND HAUGHLAHUGAHGUAGH SO MANY OILY COCKS GALLAVANTING ABOUT MY HARD PALATE silliness.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
  8. Boyd is offline
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    And while we're on the subject:



    Do you even know what a neck crank is?
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
  9. JohnnyCache is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Seriously - if you want to keep your feet, pop out right, don't try a bunch of voodoo spine knocks

    The posture in that picture seems scientifically designed to make you easy to tip over, dude.
    There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
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    Does Dr Tzun Tzu look like Michael Barryman to anyone else in this picture?

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