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  1. Gruber is offline

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    Bullshido Newbie
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    Boyo ryu
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    Submitting 1d6 Investigators per round

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     Style: ZHOO ZHITSU

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    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    Pre-emptive Strikes for Winning Fights: The Alternative to Grappling!

    This reminds me of a fake add I saw for a Welsh martial art that had to do with attacking your enemy before they can attack you, ideally before they even know you exist. Now thats pre-emptive.
    http://www.princeton.edu/~moraski2/macros/llap-goch.gif
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     Style: submission grappling

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    Yessss! That's it! Now I can become a master of LLAP-Goch! It requires no intelligence, strength or physical courage and I am sure I quallify! All I need know is the hat.

    Bwaahahaha.

    Strike that try again.

    All I need NOW is the hat. Bwaahahaha.
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     Style: submission grappling

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    Yessss! That's it! Now I can become a master of LLAP-Goch! It requires no intelligence, strength or physical courage and I am sure I quallify! All I need know is the hat.

    Bwaahahaha.

    Strike that try again.

    All I need NOW is the hat. Bwaahahaha.
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     Style: submission grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    See, I think I just proved I lacked intelligence.
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    11/30/2006 2:27pm


     Style: Boxing.

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    What if they pre emptively grapple you?
  7. GoldenJonas is offline

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    Join us... or die
     Style: BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoninPimp
    Sucker punches are great. But who has a better sucker punch, a trained fit boxer? Or a lard ass RBSDer that read this book?
    A better question is who has the money to post bond after the cops arrest him for attacking someone who "looked at him funny"?
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    Posted On:
    11/30/2006 2:31pm


     Style: Judo

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    with my scrawny little arms, i doubt a preemptive strike would do me much good.

    so if i ever need to like, take out an evil villian's henchmen or something, i'll single them out under cover of darkness, sneak up on them, and RNC them to death.

    because brazilian jiujitsu works against everyone, in every situation!!1 =D

    (even those in which ninjers believe their art superior: sneaking up on and killing people.)
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     Style: submission grappling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letum
    What if they pre emptively grapple you?
    The secret is to use your pre emptive strikes on complete strangers who have never seen you before, this is the power of LLAP-Goch! After your preemptive attack you will discover they really are enemies now! Ahah!! Now we know where W got his strategy from! He also is a master of LLAP-Goch!
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     Style: Judo. Some BJJ/Kickboxing

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This book is the most hilarious thing ever. I am perpertually ashamed of my fellow strikers who so adamantly refuse to learn any grappling and will stop at nothing to rationalize their bizzare elitism.

    This book really highlights the attitude of the modern "pure striker" - if you think the other guy even might try to grapple you, fuckin' punch him in the throat while gouging his eye! This move is easy to set up from the "do you have the time?" set-up.

    I mean, this book could be alternately titled: "Mugging people: The alternative to getting a job"
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