New martial art - Yellow NinChunKiDo

**OnceLost** · Posted On: 11/30/2006 2:31pm

No, he was leaving the school when I was getting there for a visit (about 8pm). I was REALLY tempted to asked him, "So, you're an undefeated 12th degree," punch him in the face and then say, "Now you're only a 12th degree."

Besides, he scowled at the little front license plate on the car, which is for the martial arts school I train at now, and it scared me too badly...little 50ish year old asian men scowl very fiercely.

**Epicurus** · Posted On: 11/30/2006 9:06pm

Originally Posted by ginshun

the Bujinkan already uses that system, come up with your own ideas Mr. McIdeastealer!

Yes, that's why I mention it. It sounds like a joke until you realize that it's reality. Let's see Ben Cole explain that business move away...

**dragoon3428** · Posted On: 11/30/2006 11:21pm

Originally Posted by OnceLost

See, the mere mortals part is when we make veiled references to the aliens who gave us these ancient secrets. The SAME aliens who taught Genghis Kahn AND the monks at the Shaolin Temple!

So, are you going to be melting any babies with your iron hand training or what? If so, can I learn how to handle chi balls and melt babies with my hands?

**OnceLost** · Posted On: 12/01/2006 8:32am

So, are you going to be melting any babies with your iron hand training or what? If so, can I learn how to handle chi balls and melt babies with my hands?

Not with your hands, my son, but with you CHI!!

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