Posted On:11/29/2006 2:26am
Style: Losing Weight
Tae Kwon Do makes you able to kick over buildings in a single bound. A single, tornado roundhouse, super efficient in real life, light tippy toe bound.
Here's looking at you, squid.
Posted On:11/29/2006 10:57am
Style: Ke?po, MMA ultra-newb
You fools, the only art that can make you a real-life crimefighting superhero is Tukong Mosul or whatever it's called.
Quite right, Epicurus. And I should know. I'm Jiggy Himmins, 6th degree Combat Tukong. If you're interested in learning what I've done with my Ki powers, read my Diary of a Tukong Master at http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=48432 !!
Did I mention that I was Jiggy Himmins, 6th degree Combat Tukong?
Posted On:11/29/2006 12:52pm
Style: Mixed-Up Martial Arts
remember ... "save the cheerleader save the world".....
Posted On:11/29/2006 1:22pm
Amazing NEW Course Shows the Proven Bare Knuckle Punching Secrets that Quickly Shatter Teeth and Break Jaws
...and not a single person knew these bare knuckle power punching secrets besides me.
• How To Put Effortless, No Glove, Bare Knuckle, Fist Saving Secrets Into Your Punches That Keep Your Hand From Getting Broken Even If You Hit The Hardest Part Of Your Attackers Head.
Something looks amiss....
...because these bare knuckle style power punches that Jeremiah and Daniel teach you aren't taught anywhere else in the world.
Everything you get was even used in the true combat, bare-knuckle forms of ju-jitsu, judo, karate and kung-fu.
What the hell, man?
Posted On:11/29/2006 1:50pm
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, I am the great and powerful OZ!
Posted On:11/29/2006 6:24pm
Style: Boxing, Wushu
Bare knuckle judo? Orly?
Posted On:11/29/2006 6:54pm
Style: Wing Chun, Hung Gar
Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt
Well if Special Force Operatives use these techniques they must work!
Come on guys, who's with me?
well a squad of SEALs were being taught escrima and most of them ended up cutting their index fingers off in training so screw what special fiorces use.
Posted On:11/29/2006 7:56pm
Are you sure they weren't swearing allegiance to their Yakuza masters?
Posted On:11/29/2006 11:09pm
"Using 1 Simple Thought That Makes Your Fist Bigger, Stronger, And Harder, Than 97% Of All People. "
*cue twilight zone theme, whooshy telepathy noises*
Posted On:11/29/2006 11:16pm
Style: BJJ/Pekiti Tersia/Hsing-I
Little known fact:
Dim mak + This program = You are the lord of Murder.
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