Tae Kwon Do makes you able to kick over buildings in a single bound. A single, tornado roundhouse, super efficient in real life, light tippy toe bound.
Quite right, Epicurus. And I should know. I'm Jiggy Himmins, 6th degree Combat Tukong. If you're interested in learning what I've done with my Ki powers, read my Diary of a Tukong Master at http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=48432 !!
You fools, the only art that can make you a real-life crimefighting superhero is Tukong Mosul or whatever it's called.
Did I mention that I was Jiggy Himmins, 6th degree Combat Tukong?
remember ... "save the cheerleader save the world".....
Something looks amiss....
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...and not a single person knew these bare knuckle
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What the hell, man?
...because these bare knuckle style power punches that Jeremiah and Daniel teach you aren't taught anywhere else in the world
Everything you get was even used in the true combat, bare-knuckle forms of ju-jitsu, judo, karate and kung-fu
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, I am the great and powerful OZ!
well a squad of SEALs were being taught escrima and most of them ended up cutting their index fingers off in training so screw what special fiorces use.
Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt
Are you sure they weren't swearing allegiance to their Yakuza masters?
"Using 1 Simple Thought That Makes Your Fist Bigger, Stronger, And Harder, Than 97% Of All People. "
*cue twilight zone theme, whooshy telepathy noises*
Little known fact:
Dim mak + This program = You are the lord of Murder.
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