View Poll Results: What is the worst MA ev4r?
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11/13/2006 9:29am, #11Originally Posted by Iscariot
I voted Aikido.
11/13/2006 9:31am, #12Originally Posted by Cracky McSlugHoot
Now flush your head in the toliet.
11/13/2006 9:52am, #13
My opinion is, in fact, a seperate entity from the body it now inhabits, it has been a vital part of Earth's history, and that of the Universe, since the beginning of time. It was the cause of the Big Bang, and evolution on this planet. It is indestructible and will only end its influence when entropy stops. It is the beginning and the end. The alpha and omega. It created you and can destroy you.
Now, shitpuppet, go **** yourself.
11/13/2006 9:54am, #14
They all sucked majorly, but KMA has the potential to be good.
Monkey kung fu is retarded, but on t3h str33t screeching and flinging poo at one's opponent may just be a viable option.
Karate is the same as KMA.
Bujinkan might have been my choice if it had been "Ninjering" or something, but if I said I did Bujinkan people would just nod and smile politely. Too obscure.
Systema is the same as Bujinkan.
Aikido....aikido came very close. Goddamn, so much of that **** is useless. And they've got that weird cult thing going on. And Magic Pants.
However, _ing _un sucks the big, hairy, chancre-covered pus-oozing dick. And the sheer amount of mass delusion and stupidity it creates is mindblowing.
11/13/2006 10:06am, #15
This **** is so old it's starting to wrap around to new.
11/13/2006 10:11am, #16
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11/13/2006 10:17am, #17
No, Maverick, it's just fucking old. But I guess people have to continually reaffirm the truth, or they forget it.
11/13/2006 10:43am, #18
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man guys i was torn between systema and bukinkan. Voting for systema because of the deaths it causes its students with its "knife defense"(how to get your fingers chopped off).
or the Buj who killed my dog.
11/13/2006 10:51am, #19
Although there are a lot of good choices I had to go with _ing __un because of teh d34dly auntie grapple. No one can stand up to the flying aramadildo.
11/13/2006 12:06pm, #20
WC, for its corrosive effect on what could have been good fighters.Monkey Ninjas! Attack!