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    In honor of TKD sucks month...

    I saw an ad for this while surfing craigslist and found it extremely amusing. I couldn't find it or the author anywhere in a search, but if it's been posted before, I apologize.

    https://www.chikara-kan.com/shopping...lls-sp-19.html

    I believe he also has something to contribute to the age-old "do you kick on the street" argument : don't wear tight pants.

    http://www.content.onlypunjab.com/Ar...20092003240055

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    I remember an old Black Belt magazine ad with Chuck Norris selling various martial products. The best was the Chuck Norris stretch jeans... you can have the skin-tight style the ladies love, and still kick the bad guys in the face.

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    Only, 199.95 plus S&H....wheres my Visa Card

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    That's nothing, I'm ordering the Iron Crotch video! This plus the Chuck Norris skin-tight kicking jeans will make me irresistible to the ladies. :besos:

    http://www.martialartsmart.net/prjt001.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuCat
    This plus the Chuck Norris skin-tight kicking jeans will make me irresistible to the ladies. :besos:
    Now with free moustache!!!
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meataxe
    I remember an old Black Belt magazine ad with Chuck Norris selling various martial products. The best was the Chuck Norris stretch jeans... you can have the skin-tight style the ladies love, and still kick the bad guys in the face.
    Son of a bitch!!!

    I remember those........they are t3h g43y....

    I saw them for sale at an Oriental Import place about 17 or 18 years ago...maybe more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meataxe
    I remember an old Black Belt magazine ad with Chuck Norris selling various martial products. The best was the Chuck Norris stretch jeans... you can have the skin-tight style the ladies love, and still kick the bad guys in the face.
    Chuck Norris is the real deal, just check out this link and see for yourself:

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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    Have you actually seen one of these books?

    Hello,

    Yes, the ad was interesting, but did you know that it was a trial run for a test marketing campaign.

    You really should check these books out. They are exactly what they say they are. Which is very good!

    the-cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuCat
    That's nothing, I'm ordering the Iron Crotch video! This plus the Chuck Norris skin-tight kicking jeans will make me irresistible to the ladies. :besos:

    http://www.martialartsmart.net/prjt001.html

    Foolish me, I thought it was a joke... OUCH! and WHY?
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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    Quote Originally Posted by mdls4
    Chuck Norris is the real deal, just check out this link and see for yourself:

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
    Wow THAT is t3h gh3y. I have often pondered the question as to what makes Chuck so special. People who are arguably on the same level of martial "badassisity" most notably Steven Segall and Van Damme. Not that I am in any way on the fan club of either of these guys but why the hell does Chuck Norris have over them to have SO MANY more nutriders/nuthuggers?

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