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  1. sasquatch989 is offline
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    12/15/2006 3:46pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong
    A). I have a sign on the back of my chair saying "Please don't sneak up on me". The reason for this is I tend to jump and squawk like a girl when startled.
    Management are arguing that possessing this sign means that I am "an uptight person and thus prone to violence".

    B). I have a paper doll wearing a bandana on my desk. It was just soomething I made for nop apparent reason to relieve boredom during a lunch break.
    Management say that such a thing could be interpreted to "have occult symbolism, such as voodoo".
    I pointed out that some christian staff members have crucifixes and quite grissly pictures of the crucifixion on their desks.
    Apparently thats a different kettle of fish.


    C). Like many co workers, I have a photo's of family, friends, good times etc decorating my workspace.
    One of these pictures is fom my army days. Its just me in uniform holding a C9 (similar to what u americans call a SAW).
    Management have said that this is inappropriate as it is a picture of me "Dressed as a terrorist".
    I would fire you on the grounds of just being a fucking weirdo
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    thats hilarious, i hope you pin those fuckers to the wall. should ring up campbell live imo they would love this one.
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    12/15/2006 4:13pm


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    or Fair Go - althought maybe I'm dating myself a bit with that comment... how long ago did that finish?
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    Posted On:
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    dunno. but nobody watches fair go anyway, that presenter guy makes me want to put kittens in microwaves

    whereabouts in NZ are you marrt?
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    12/15/2006 4:18pm


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    Ex-pat now (mostly) unfortunately. A part of the (I like to think) brain drain. I live in the US but try and get back to NZ at least once a year - visiting family and resetting my bullshit tolerance.
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    12/15/2006 4:44pm


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    WHAT THE ****??!! Holy hell your boss makes my boss sem so nice and in reality she's a fucking bitch who I hate. What's wrong with him is he retarded or somethiing Seriously move over John Edwards this guy may be the new recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

    Some suggestions on how to deal with him:

    1) call up the guys from matbattle.com and lock him in a pit with a bunch of extra horny gay grapplers who can throw, submit and assrape him mercilessly for the next few months until he dies from too much semen ingestion.

    2) straight up fight club lock yourself in a room with him and keep punching yourself in the face as hard as you can only touching him to stop him from calling security. Then, scream help and when people come say he beat you up and he'll go to jail and get assraped there.

    3) Come in to work in your army uniform and with your C9 and tell him that if he doesnt immediately shove his head up his own ass you will go Rombo on him and the rest of the office:qleft7:

    4) Go on Bullshido to get loaded up on "porn" then jack off in his coffee (less drastic but would still be fun)
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marrt
    Ex-pat now (mostly) unfortunately. A part of the (I like to think) brain drain. I live in the US but try and get back to NZ at least once a year - visiting family and resetting my bullshit tolerance.

    bro I was wondering something about your story. Which as a labor organizer I sympathize with greatly.

    What is the name of the asshat union local that represents you but not your coworker?
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    Posted On:
    12/15/2006 6:36pm


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    "shagging a heavily intoxicated female staff member in the filing room during a work function" sounds like a normal day at the office in Stoke.
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    Posted On:
    12/15/2006 10:05pm


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    I don't really know what I can add to this except....A BAG FULL OF BRICKS! Or...if Bricks are unavailable a sock full of nickles. Both work well.
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    12/15/2006 10:21pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Antifa
    bro I was wondering something about your story. Which as a labor organizer I sympathize with greatly.

    What is the name of the asshat union local that represents you but not your coworker?
    Wrong Kiwi - you want the Colonel...
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