Thread: Damn I Wish I Was a Ninja
10/30/2006 10:51am, #1
Damn I Wish I Was a Ninja
I wish I was little bit Asian,
Of the ninja persuasion,
And I wish that a shogun
Had killed all oí my relations.
I wish I had some makibishi in a hat, wearing tabi
To the ceremonial occasions.
I wish I was like five-foot-three
So I could get with some Shinobi,
ĎCause I almost died deep inside
When I felt how that art is part oí me.
You know you canít see me,
Because Iím all invisibility
Or hiding up a tree.
And I spend a lot of time
Summoning my chi.
Thatís how you know Iím deadly.
And as for MMA, yo you might be
All about the fight but I walk the street
And I drink my green tea.
You know Iím always ready
To go and throw the ninja-to
When Iím walking my city.
I wish I had a brand-new shozoku
So far, mine is wearing through
And in the back, right near my crack
Thereís a Ďlil brown streak of poo.
Yeah, everywhere I go, people stare
ĎCause they know Iím so cool.
When I'm dressed in black Iím laid back -
Until I go whack.
Then I throw chi balls and thatís not all
Iím like an air attack.
But hey, letís get this straight -
See I can't get a date
No matter who I slay.
I donít mind the scorn,
I just download porn,
Hell yeah - that anime!
(But not that **** thatís gay)
Hey, I wish I could use my ninpoís
To take out my foes.
But Iím not, donít wanna get caught
By Master Orlando.
Otherwise, youíd feast your eyes
On a crazy violent floor show.
So Iíll eat my sushi
(ĎCause I canít take kim chi)
And Iíll plot how not to get caught
When I go on my spree.
Iíll drop those grapplers
And those who think theyíre worse,
Then we ninja, yeah Iíll have them wishiní
For a cute nurse.
Yeah, I wish I was little bit Asian,
'Cause Iím already of the ninja persuasion.
Edit: Forum wrong moved from Bullshido to YMAS happy day to all.
Last edited by PizDoff; 10/30/2006 4:47pm at .
10/30/2006 11:54am, #2
Entirely off topic and will most likely get moved to a more appropriate forum but I dig it for what it is.
10/30/2006 4:43pm, #3
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I wish you hard worded it so that it could be sung to the tune of "I wish I was a punk rock girl"
then you could have sent it to weird Al
10/30/2006 5:23pm, #4
for me, it encapsulated the quinessential irony of man's eternal struggle to be acce....
Ok, it was funny, and about Ninjas. What more can I ask for?Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.
10/30/2006 5:29pm, #5
10/30/2006 6:54pm, #6
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Is this meant to be rapped to the tune of 'I Wish' from Skeelo? It's hilarious regardless.
10/30/2006 9:24pm, #7
Thank you for putting this in the right forum! I am perhaps the essence of all that is whitey (insofar as I cannot rap), but I thought it was worth the attempt. Yes, it is (loosely) based on Skeelo's 'I Wish...'
I can do requests...lol.
Eventually I'll update and post an old story I jotted down about a Happy Dancing Buddha Flower Master who wears silk pajamas and refuses to fight because he might kill someone with his lethal art...
10/31/2006 11:08am, #8
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- Tampa Fl
Bravo...... makes me wanna be.......a ninja :ninjadanc