10/24/2006 9:04am, #11
That sounds like he's saying the purple belt was 14 to me. Anthony's question makes sense to me.
10/24/2006 9:11am, #12
The purple belt is a Judoka. That is, he has a purple belt in Judo, not Brazilian Jiujitsu.I'm not drowning my sorrows, I'm preserving them in alcohol.
10/24/2006 9:13am, #13Originally Posted by RoninPimp
10/24/2006 9:13am, #14
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Having sex with a bjj purple belt hot chick would be awesome. I mean you know she would do all lthe work, constantly sweeping to take the mount.
10/24/2006 9:48am, #15
Already knows he is not funnyOriginally Posted by FictionPimp
What? I'm tired of doing all the sweeping around my house.Shut the hell up and train.
10/24/2006 10:04am, #16
10/24/2006 10:05am, #17
I tapped a BJJ purple during my first lesson.
He was like "hold my arm like this, control my wrist, now lean back" and then he tapped.You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.
10/24/2006 10:14am, #18Originally Posted by RoninPimp
In judo, US at least, blue and purple belts are junior rank only; adults (and some teens) get three levels of brown.
If you read his followup post, he's playing on the somewhat juvenile tendency of people to brag online about what happens in practice (and it happens to touch on the BJJ bias here). Anthony didn't get it.
10/24/2006 10:20am, #19
You see, it's funny because while you're expecting an esoteric (and therefore comedic) explanation as to why it crossed the road, what you get is a completely mundane, indeed self evident, one. By exposing, and violating, your initial unspoken assumptions, humour is created.
10/24/2006 10:56am, #20Originally Posted by PointyShinyBurnOriginally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel