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    Just another Fun Quote

    http://martialartsplanet.com/forums/...ad.php?t=59619

    Quote Originally Posted by Immolation


    Okay. First off, ninjutsu does not do competition. That is why you do not see it advertised. Secondly, if you want to spend 5 minutes gearing up to do one kick, then TKD is for you, so go for it.

    But to put it into perspective, TKD would not last 5 minutes on a battlefield. With all the blood, dead bodies and ankle deep in mud, a nice TKD kick will just leave every available artery open and you will die in 4 minutes, 5 if you decide to try to stem the blood loss.
    I don't know what the humor is in a Bujinkan Ninjer making fun of a Sport TKDer is....wait I do!


    Again, Budo Taijutsu doesn't seem to work cause it for the battlefield.

    Questions?

    Yeah you in the back.

    Q: "I thought the moden military used firearms?"

    A: Apparently, a secret ninja technique is time travel only taught to 15th dans. This is how they know their techniques work on ancient japanese battlefield.

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    What a fucking tool.

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    You could at least give me credit for whoring him out.

    Fucking ninjers...

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    Someone on MAP spouting junk? Unthinkable!

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    Heavens to Betsy.

    Interestingly, in RW Smith's Martial Arts I HATE BRUCE LEE!! Musings, he mentions the rumor in early last century, that SAMURAI did high kicks to knock horse riders off. Yeah . . . yeah . . . I know, but I always assumed that stupidity started with TKD.

    Because . . . does not all stupidity start with TKD?

    Anyways, the last time "empty hand to hand" and "foot to face" was the primary weapons on a battle field was when Og the Flatulent decided he like Bruk the Limp's cave better.

    --J.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    You could at least give me credit for whoring him out.

    Fucking ninjers...
    Oops, I didn't read the whole thread.


    DersAuslander (MadMonk) owned some Ninjer ass.

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    Originally Posted by Immolation


    Okay. First off, ninjutsu does not do competition. That is why you do not see it advertised. Secondly, if you want to spend 5 minutes gearing up to do one kick, then TKD is for you, so go for it.

    But to put it into perspective, TKD would not last 5 minutes on a battlefield. With all the blood, dead bodies and ankle deep in mud, a nice TKD kick will just leave every available artery open and you will die in 4 minutes, 5 if you decide to try to stem the blood loss.


    This post is screaming for a visual- can anyone step up to the plate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    Because . . . does not all stupidity start with TKD?
    I claim no responsibility for Chunners, Ninjers, or anyone in Magic Pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4zM4
    Oops, I didn't read the whole thread.


    DersAuslander (MadMonk) owned some Ninjer ass.
    Thanks! Love ya bunches!

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